Tell me: why'd you bother comin' into work today?
Accomplishin' jack-diddly is not okay (whoa-oh-oh)
And no-one acts like you unless a small child comes 'round
And those kids have more an excuse (whoa-oh-oh)

Don't have grown minds, they're quite unlike you
A pain in both my ass and in my neck (hey, hey, hey, hey)
You're an asshole, I despise you
'Cause you make so mad, show no respect (hey, hey, hey, hey)
We've got work here, we cannot be slow
Just because the words sound like a joke (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Man, I hate you, I really hate you
So much, you always laugh at

Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, ev'ry day, just wastin' my time
Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, you're like my wrench 'cause you're such a tool
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yo-oh-oh-oh

Just one little chuckle would be great, not what I'm seein'
You're all doubled over, filled with glee (whoa-oh-oh)
Repeatin' those words out loud for the whole shift right next to me
By now you'd think you'd know me (dumbass), I think your schtick's crazy

Got a big line of tasks we must do
We can't have you collapsed upon the deck (hey, hey, hey, hey)
What an asshole, wanna punch you
Might reset your brain, that would be the best (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Goin' mad here 'cause once the bell goes
That's the only time you're not a joke (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Man, I hate you, I really hate you
So much, you always laugh at

Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, slowin' down our stuff-per-day times
Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, can't even stop to fetch a non-you tool
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yo-oh-oh-oh

Keep laughin' at those nuts (can't stop you)
It's funny 'cause they're nuts (can't stop you)

I get a giggle on your first day
But laughin' after six months is strange (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sometimes I wonder why you've not been asked to leave
You do jack but laugh like a dweeb (oh, that just seems crazy)

Screwed nuts (you're crazy), screwed nuts (so crazy)
Laughin' at screwed nuts (you're crazy), broken nothin' but you're still shite
Screwed nuts (you're crazy), screwed nuts (friggin' crazy)
Laughin' at screwed nuts, you haven't made things worse, you're still a tool
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (big tool), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I need drills and spanners, not this tool), oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (big tool), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (how can no-one see that you're a tool), oh-oh-oh-oh