What's going up
I'm going to Tinder
You better smooch, you better chance
Let's make this night a day to remember
I'll be the one you will forgive

Is it a website, is it a plane
No, it is me. I havent changed
We all know Tinder is a dating site full of loved ones
Couples on the walls (tinder)
Escape to the Alcatraz (tinder)
It's about to get fucked

What's going up
I'm going to Tinder
You better smooch, you better date
Let's make this night a day to remember
You'll be the one I will shoot dead

What's going up
I'm going to Tinder
You better sex, you better rape
Let's make this day a night to remember
I'll be the one you will always forget

Is it a band, is it a rock band
Nope, it's fucking me, I havent changed
Maybe it's the ones on Tiner who remind me of those itty bitty dawgs
Miley Cyrus sucking on her husband's cock
That's the one Hitler used to always watch on MTV Cribs
Walk to the fucking walls, Tinder
Walk to the beach and shit, Tinder
Potty-mouthed parodist, i'm so sorry
But hey, it's about to get fucked

What's going up
I am on Tinder
You'll better smooch, you'll better date
Let's make this night a drink to remember
I'll be the one I am to stab

What's going up
I am on Tinder
You'll better date me, you'll better bang me
I am the one you will remember
I am the two we won't forget

(we won't forget)

Woah-woah-woah-woah-diddly-woah
Woah-woah-woah-woah-diddly-woah
Woah-woah-woah-woah-diddly-woah
Woah-woah-woah-woah-diddly-woah

Ciao