[Mait're D' on break]

*Me at the salad bar?
*Yea right, I ain't gonna go back
*Or better yet, four more times there
*Picture of me there when I go back
*Sick of life with dietary laxatives
*I just want y'all to know that
*And tonight, it's a steak knife

*Like A pitbull; hungry, you know...
*That's right

[Twins - Chorus]

*Tonight I want all your food tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*For all we know we might not eat tomorrow
*Let's eat it tonight

[Overweight Customer]

*Don't care what they say
*This Is a buffet,
*Nothing is enough
*I'll stay here all day (Lets eat it tonight)
*I want food tonight, I want your buffet
*I want food tonight

[Twins - Chorus]

*Call your waitress over tell 'em hey
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight

[Mait're D' - Verse 1]

*All Desserts to the right
*In this line I'm off to do battle, hard to digest?
*That ain't right
*I don't care for the greens
*But this buffet is never endless
*This is insane, the way the pain growin', dishes a keep flowin'
*Gotta move in silence, so I'm tiptoein, ta keep goin'
*Back to the line, like I'm not knowin'

*I'll cut it with a knife baby
*I ain't feelin right baby
*Can't promise tomorrow
*Better eat it tonight (growl)
*Oy-ye

[Mait're D' - Pre Chorus]

*Excuse me, 'scuse me
*ANd I might eat a little more than I should tonight
*And I might take some home with me if I could tonight
*And baby It will make me feel so good tonight
*Cause we might not eat tomorrow

[Children's Birthday Party - Chorus]

*Tonight I want all your food tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*For all we know we might not eat tomorrow
*Let's eat it tonight

*Manager: Don't care what you say
*I'm the owner, k?,
*You have ate too much
*You've got to go away (Lets eat it tonight)
*Too much food tonight, We've closed down buffet
*You go home tonight

[Birthday Party/Customer]

*Push the owner over tell 'em hey
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight

[Mait're D'- Verse 2]

*Whoa, I'm seeing stars
*But if you don't grab em, ham steaks be getting too old
*Think about it
*What, you Want a tip? I'm gonna close down your grill (ha-ha)
*When I'm involved owners weepin' like they're crazy
*Baby baby and it ain't no secret
*That food is from Cuba and I'll be investing in TWO bowls
*Grub 'awn with no rest!

*I'll cut it with a knife baby
*It'll make me feel right baby
*Can't promise tomorrow
*So I'll eat it tonight (fart)
*Oy-ye

[Mait're D' - Pre Chorus]

*Excuse me, 'scuse me
*ANd I might eat a little more than I should tonight
*And I might take some home with me if I could tonight
*And baby It will make me feel so good tonight
*Cause we might not eat tomorrow

[Children's Birthday Party - Chorus]

*Tonight I want all your food tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*For all we know we might not eat tomorrow
*Let's eat it tonight

[Overweight Customer]

*Don't care what they say
*This is a buffet,
*Nothing is enough
*I'll stay here all day (Lets eat it tonight)
*I want food tonight, I want your buffet
*I won't leave tonight

[Birthday Party/Customer]

*Almost falling over tell 'em hey
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight
*Feed me everything tonight (burp)

[Maitre' D' - End Chorus]

*Excuse me, 'scuse me (fart)
*And I might eat a little more than I should tonight
*And I might take some home with me if I could tonight
*And baby It will make me feel so good tonight
*Cause we might not eat tomorrow, eat tomorrow, eat tomorrow...

A Cartoon Parody Developed by M.Gleason/M.G.Creation ©2011

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