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Song Parodies -> "Cooties"
Original Song Title:
"Cuties"
Original Performer:
Play Mate Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Cooties"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I saw this in my niece's activity book and thought it would be fun to make fun of!
I just turned age eight
And girls I do hate
The boys are my mates
We ride bikes and skate
Here come the girlies
They’re after me
I don’t like them
They say they “luv me”!
(Gross factor 10!!!)
They’ve all got cooties
Better stay away
And they’re no beauties
Don’t care what people say
Boys listen up
Don’t let them touch you
No, they’re not cute
You deluded fools
They carry germs
Walking disease
One kiss from their lips
You’re dead, R.I.P.
They’ve all got cooties
Better stay away
And they’re no beauties
Don’t care what people say
Now I’m fifteen
Something’s wrong with my bod
I just saw Suzy
And OMFG!!!
She’s such a beauty
Watch her hair sway
She’s gotten her boobies
And look at those legs!!!
They’ve all got cooties
Better stay away
And they’re no beauties
Don’t care what people say
I never said that- No Way! No Way!
So I slept with her, guys
Cooties turn to STDs…BTW!
Caught them between her soft thighs!
And girls I do hate
The boys are my mates
We ride bikes and skate
Here come the girlies
They’re after me
I don’t like them
They say they “luv me”!
(Gross factor 10!!!)
They’ve all got cooties
Better stay away
And they’re no beauties
Don’t care what people say
Boys listen up
Don’t let them touch you
No, they’re not cute
You deluded fools
They carry germs
Walking disease
One kiss from their lips
You’re dead, R.I.P.
They’ve all got cooties
Better stay away
And they’re no beauties
Don’t care what people say
Now I’m fifteen
Something’s wrong with my bod
I just saw Suzy
And OMFG!!!
She’s such a beauty
Watch her hair sway
She’s gotten her boobies
And look at those legs!!!
They’ve all got cooties
Better stay away
And they’re no beauties
Don’t care what people say
I never said that- No Way! No Way!
So I slept with her, guys
Cooties turn to STDs…BTW!
Caught them between her soft thighs!
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No cooties on this one!
Thanks Porfle... don't know how you write all the silly songs. I can do them, but am more secure writing about war and politics, social issues and the bizarre!!!
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