-> "Submarine"
Original Song Title:
"Sad Machine"
Parody Song Title:
"Submarine"
The Lyrics
You're all trapped in there?
Whoa...
Hi!
Stuck inside a metal tube
One small leak and you're screwed
Only know it's night when you kill the lights
Hope no-one's seasick, that'd suck for you
It's so enclosed, don't like maintaining oxygen
In a breathless tube, such a breathless tube
You know it blows that one fart means you're in the shit
Save your breath, poor you, hold your breath, poor you
Not claustrophobic, but I'll never go in them
Really damn cramped tubes, don't like damn cramped tubes
It's nonsense, though, the whole damn "submarine" concept
If you're fine, that's cool, you feel fine, super fine, that's cool
Great
I understand the reason for the curvy hull-ull
This isn't space, you must be aerodynamic, not dull
Just wonder if the walls inside are curved as well
Or if there's wasted space? From outside here, I cannot tell
And though I know you've more than likely practised it
It must wreck your cool, sure must wreck your cool
When no-one knows what's out there, rocking 'round the ship
You'd be pissed, won't you? I'd be pissed, aren't you?
Your boat's been thrown around by something that's amiss
What is it? No clue, what is it? No clue
I know, you don't, why you have an aptly-named mess
"What's amiss?" asks you, "What's amiss?", that's you
Your scope won't show cause it's beneath the waves, you'd miss
"What the shit?" Your crew saw and shit their shoes
A gross beast throwing round your bizarre little ship
Must admit, your doom is the git, I'm the git that croons
Hi
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