Yeah, yeah, yeah
I just want him
Yeah, yeah, yeah
little fur ball
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
my sugar glider
Yeah, you know!
Went to the pet store, wanted a pet, and I saw him
It can sit in my lap and I know how to hold it
I'll be chillin' in my room with my sugar glide (oh)
I'll give him little treats with peanut butter inside (oh)
So how much? speak up
Comin' out the cage (oh)
like I'm in winter wonderland when I'm at the north pole (ho ho ho)
And I don't care if he is really shy (oh)
he just took a crap in this hand of mine
My cats are declawed, and I got me a toad (toad)
Got too many pets to let one of them go (oh)
When I make a purchase, I can't wait to get home (oh)
My cats are bad, they put a stinky in front of their box
I'm a put that pussy outside like go pooh (out)
She was just pawing away at a yo-yo (meow)
You can say I'm greedy 'cause I always want more (more)
I don't mess with turtles 'cause they are some slow-pokes (lame)
Ooh, money on mongooses, wait, don't they bite? (ay)
Give these fishies and these duckies some bread
Got some old games, batteries not included
Oh, big balling with my pets, yeah
Much cooler than the cool kids, woah
Can you believe every night I do this? (yeah)
Went to the pet store, wanted a pet, and I saw him
It can sit in my lap and I know how to hold it
I'll be chillin' in my room with my sugar glide (oh)
I'll give him little treats with peanut butter inside (oh)
So how much? speak up
Comin' out the cage (oh)
like I'm in winter wonderland when I'm at the north pole (ho ho ho)
And I don't care if he is really shy (oh)
he just took a crap in this hand of mine
Hold up, I'ma go look at those doggies yo,
I don't care if they had another owner, so? (so)
Gotta grab my dog to get his toenails clipped
With no shame, he licks his butt and wags his tail (tail)
And he hairy than a motherlover (lover)
Can I grab that tail and pull ya back? (woof)
he gon' lick like a he's Odie (from Garfield)
My feet stinkier than a motherfucker
Oh, he runs after fast cats (fast cats)
Puppy, you know I got some bacon for you (bacon)
I've been workin' all day and so I come home
He jumps all over the place for me (woof)
I have no food for you, no (no)
Me and my critters closer than in-laws (than in-laws)
Screw a Cockatoo, you know that they noisy (screeech!)
I love my cats, not a Jaguar, aaah!
Went to the pet store, wanted a pet, and I saw him
It can sit in my lap and I know how to hold it
I'll be chillin' in my room with my sugar glide (oh)
I'll give him little treats with peanut butter inside (oh)
So how much? speak up
Comin' out the cage (oh)
like I'm in winter wonderland when I'm at the north pole (ho ho ho)
And I don't care if he is really shy (oh)
he just took a crap in this hand of mine
Ducks with the webbed feet, quack quack around the cage
Doggie in the window, Woof Woof Woof went the beagle
Got duck poop on my jeans, I knelt down in poop
and the feathers have little stripes whiter than snow
And all the little duckies walkin' 'round, ducky steppin'
Unintentional textin', my butt just sent out a message
Mommy talk to the lady, think I'm gonna go crazy
Hermit crabs in the corner, it stinks 'cause they're dead now
20 crickets is all I need just live for my toad?
Can I get an Anaconda? ...I ain't coppin' no freak show
Say my birthday is late June, yeah, that means ill be hoping
Might just leave with me tonight, but that don't mean he's for free though
We use the trainers and stylists, shout out them girls who clean doggies
We came to the pet shop, yeah, shout out to the pet shop
Couple cages of rabbits, check it out, his name is sparkles
I pour water for the hamsters, but I'ma drink out the bottles
Went to the pet store, wanted a pet, and I saw him
It can sit in my lap and I know how to hold it
I'll be chillin' in my room with my sugar glide (oh)
I'll give him little treats with peanut butter inside (oh)
So how much? speak up
Comin' out the cage (oh)
like I'm in winter wonderland when I'm at the north pole (ho ho ho)
And I don't care if he is really shy (oh)
he just took a crap in this hand of mine
You know I got so many kitties, but can I get one for the free?
They'll be cold out in the snow, They can come and live with me!
Its not like I've been bad, can I get it? not tomorrow, now, I mean it!
You know my friend, I saw him with one, they're so cute, you can buy it?
Ill be nice or ill be mad
I don't want to pitch a fit out loud
V8 helped me get up out of bed, not drunk like my dad
R.I.P. Lil kitty, gotta slow down with the car (hey)
At the touch tank (hey), I picked up a large squid (hey)
Took off my glasses (hey), she squirted on the lens (hey)
Then it totally dripped down on my chinny chin-chin (hey)
Pocket full of nothin' but pennies and gum
In my room, posted up (up), puttin up my toys (up)
Mom, I've been a good boy, I don't wanna cry (yeah)
She said I've been a bad boy, I ain't good enough (nope)
She said I already have a dog, and I haven't earned enough
Went to the pet store, wanted a pet, and I saw him
It can sit in my lap and I know how to hold it
I'll be chillin' in my room with my sugar glide (oh)
I'll give him little treats with peanut butter inside (oh)
So how much? speak up
Comin' out the cage (oh)
like I'm in winter wonderland when I'm at the north pole (ho ho ho)
And I don't care if he is really shy (oh)
he just took a crap in this hand of mine