-> "Cindy"
Original Song Title:
"Human"
Original Performer:
Rag'n'Bones Man
Parody Song Title:
"Cindy"
The Lyrics
I'm just a servant, I clean all the floors,
I polish the paintings, and wash all the doors.
I just with that I could do a bit more.
I'm Cinderella, can't go to the ball,
I can't go to the ball.
I'm a prisoner, you see.
I'm a prisoner, you see.
I live with some stepsisters
That are so ugly
They make me work all day
No dinner for me
I've been deceived.
I really wish I was at the ball.
What I wouldn't give to be at the ball.
I wish I could be happy.
But there's no prince for me.
What's that loud bang and smoke?
Oh look, it's fairy folk.
She's making me a carriage and gown
Out of pumpkins and mice.
I guess I'm going to the ball
Maybe I'll get to the ball
Be back before 12, Cindy.
Leave before 12, Cindy.
I didn't know if I should laugh,
Or if I should cry.
Then feeling so happy, I think I could fly!
I think I could fly!
Cause I will get to the ball.
I'm sure I've made it to the ball.
And I'm just so happy.
I'm just so happy.
There are lots of people dancing
I am awestruck!
Is that the prince over there glancing
And eating the duck?
I really like it at this ball.
I really like it at this ball.
He said “dance with me please”
And I can't feel my knees!
I'm not a good dancer, I make mistakes,
I hope he likes me and my heart doesn't break.
I'm deliriously happy!
But it's 11:53!
Now the time's come it's the hour.
I can feel the magic's power.
I've got to run, quick, from the ball.
I've dropped my slipper – hope I don't fall.
But he's chasing me.
But I'm running too quickly.
I hear a knock and it's my man -
He's found me, and is offering his hand!
And this fairytale ends happily
This story ends happily!
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