[Various groaning sounds from a headache]
Ah, crap.

Seven A.M., waking up late for work
Gotta get dressed, then I fall downstairs
Gotta make breakfast, but I burn my eggs
Rushin’ everything, the clock is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, so I keep on rushin’
Then I head down to the bus stop
Get hit by the bus, I step inside (inside)

Geezers in the front seats
Muggers in the back seats
Gotta make up my mind
Which hell should I take?
[sigh]

It’s Monday, Monday
God I wanna die on Monday
Something tells me I won’t make it to the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Really ain’t a fun day
Really wish this motherf***ing week would just end

Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
It sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks
Really wish it was the weekend

9:45, I’m workin’ at my desk now
Takin’ so long, wish that time would fly
Work, work, think about work
I can’t take a piss
I got pissed, boss got dissed
I get fired for a fight, ay
I lost this, I just wish
I didn’t blow it

Beggin’ at the main street
Get mugged at the back street
Gotta get to a hospital
Which seat should I take?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta hangover from Sunday
Doctor tells me I should come back on the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Getting’ mugged on Monday
And my wife’s gonna leave me on this weekend

Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
It sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks
Don’t want to get to the weekend

Yesterday I partied, partied
Today I am jobless, jobless
I-I-I’m so dejected
I’m so dejected
I need to take my pills today

Tomorrow is Tuesday
And three more days are after
I just want this week to end

Oh geez, cut me some slack
So sittin’ on my front porch (On my front porch)
Had to sell my new Porsche (My brand new Porsche)
It’s suckin’, losin’ (Yeah, yeah)
No job, finding jobs
Wit’ huge pain in my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is an landlord in front of me
Says “your rent’s overdue,” wanna scream
Lost my house, it’s Monday, this is near done
Be glad it ain’t the “other one,” c’mon, c’mon y’all

It’s Monday, Monday
My life’s downhill on Monday
No reason to look forward to the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
My life sucks on Monday
Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
It sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks
How much more worse could this week get?

[Repeat last chorus]