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Song Parodies -> "Shut Up (Please Stop Talking)"
Original Song Title:
"S&M"
Original Performer:
Rihanna
Parody Song Title:
"Shut Up (Please Stop Talking)"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Yes, I know saltines are those things you shove into people's mouths whenever you want them to stop whistling (and they're equally good with cheese)... but I wonder if they'd be just as effective at hampering someone's singing.
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking, shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking.
Your voice irritates me
Sounds like a buzzing bee
Every time I hear you talk
My eardrums pound like mad (GRR-RR-RR-RR!)
I really do love you
Because you can be cool
But I must leave the room
Or I'll blow a fuse (GRR-RR-RR-RR!)
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
I really do love you
Because you can be cool
But I must leave the room
Or I'll blow a fuse (GRR-RR-RR-RR!)
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ugh, I really hate the sound of nails going down a blackboard
Or when someone whistles as if they were a dying kettle
I always cover my ears
But sometimes that is not enough, unfortunately
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking, shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up!
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking.
Your voice irritates me
Sounds like a buzzing bee
Every time I hear you talk
My eardrums pound like mad (GRR-RR-RR-RR!)
I really do love you
Because you can be cool
But I must leave the room
Or I'll blow a fuse (GRR-RR-RR-RR!)
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
I really do love you
Because you can be cool
But I must leave the room
Or I'll blow a fuse (GRR-RR-RR-RR!)
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ugh, I really hate the sound of nails going down a blackboard
Or when someone whistles as if they were a dying kettle
I always cover my ears
But sometimes that is not enough, unfortunately
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
You open your mouth, I wanna put duct tape over it
When you sing I want to shove a saltine into it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But your words irritate me
Na-na-na-na-na shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Please stop talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Ple-ple-please stop tal-talking
Hoping to meet my birthday goal!
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This is terrible and nowhere near what the OS lyrics are like. Also, would be nice if you could even rhyme the title of these songs.
First of all, the titles don't have to rhyme. And second of all, the song doesn't have to be about Rihanna. I imagine it being about Ke$ha.
I don't know about you, but believe it or not I parody songs I can actually stand. Because why parody a song if I can't stand to listen to the original?!
Sorry for the late voting, had to spend the day in the ER and laid-down when I got home. The song isn't bad at all- 555!!!
That's OK, Rob. I appreciate your vote! How are you feeling?
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