-> "Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Diamonds"
Parody Song Title:
"Reindeer"
The Lyrics
Fly high like a reindeer
Fly high like a reindeer
In flight cause it is Christmas Eve
They are moving fastly
As they glide see their stride
They're the reindeer in the sky
Santa won't use cars, They stink
Cause petrol is too pricy
He's an old man, Slowly drives
Thus there's reindeer in the sky
Can't match their speed
Trained in their reindeer games
Yeah, Reindeer games
A free flight without the TSA bringing pain
Deer are so nice, Yeah, They beat mice...
So fly high, Tonight, They're so spry
They're magical those reindeer in the sky
Laws defied, Physics lied
They're mythical those reindeer in the sky
Take flight like a reindeer
Like kites are those reindeer
Outta sight are those reindeer
Invisible those reindeer in the sky
Huge heights fly those reindeer
At night fly those reindeer
Don't you fright they're just reindeer
A miracle how reindeer learned to fly
Santa won't be in a hearse
Thanks to Cupid and Blitzen
And some more, Pimp Kringle's ride
They're the reindeer in the sky
They're not here from Mars, I think...
Just the North Pole down the street
Rudolph's guiding, Nose is bright
Lead those reindeer in the sky
Must be light or they'd be crushing roofs all day
Home owners strife, You'd hear their cries
It's not trite, just right, can't deny
They're magical those reindeer in the sky
Time to fly, Take a dive
They're so graceful those reindeer in the sky
Delight for those reindeer
Excited for reindeer
PETA fights for those reindeer
Unusual those reindeer in the sky
Tonight will come reindeer
Inviting those reindeer
Schedule's tight for those reindeer
Inscrutable those reindeer in the sky
Web sites look for reindeer
Polite are those reindeer
Inciting those reindeer
Kids will try to spy on those guys
They're fanciful those reindeer in the sky
Hide their stride, To survive
They're tactical those reindeer in the sky
Like sprites are those reindeer
With might fly those reindeer
Kids write to those reindeer, Vixen!
Fly high like a reindeer
Like kites are those reindeer
Huge heights fly those reindeer
Delight for those reindeer
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