-> "Raining Weave"
Original Song Title:
"Raining Men"
Parody Song Title:
"Raining Weave"
The Lyrics
Raining Weave
Hook 1
Curly, Kinky, Silky, Long
Got that from the Chinese store
Got a pack of 2 for one
Yaky down my back and its glowing in the sun
Chorus
My weave blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
weave blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
It be raining weave, so I'm running out
Verse 1
Only stand at 5 ft 2 but now I'm almost 6 feet
Hair is big and curly and it almost touch the ceiling
Like to wear it short and I love to wear it long
I can do the Willow whip my hair back and forth
I’m not ghetto fabulous, I like to stay fly
Split it, comb it, glue it down, then lay it to the side
I’m the main attraction when your dude drive by
Matter of, fact I can’t get him to say, goodbye
Hook 1
Curly, Kinky, Silky, Long
Got that from the Chinese store
Got a pack of 2 for one
Yaky down my back and its glowing in the sun
Chorus
My weave blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
Blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
weave blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
It be raining weave, I'm never running out
Oh yeah, yeah blow on (3xs)
Oh yeah yeah yeah, blow on
[Rap Verse]
E-E-E-E-Excuse me, but do you this in 1B?
Really like the Spanish Wave in the inch 18
When I put it in my head, all da boys get on
But don’t fall in love, cuz I aint keeping this for long
All this dome, dome, d-d-d-d-d dome, dome, dome
Plenty salty cuz you only selling this in blonde
Can you do one thing, check inventory
Got a hot, hot date, don’t disappoint me, looking like really,
I am a pretty girl silly
Why you trying to sell me a weave that look filthy
Put that in my head and I’m sure he gon’ grill me, grill me, grill me
Yea, for really
Think I found the one and the lace’s name is Shantay
Cuz its raining weave, Beyonce'
Chorus
Weave be blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
Blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
Weave blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
It be raining weave, I'm never running out
Oh yeah, yeah blow on (3xs)
Oh yeah yeah yeah, blow on
Bridge
I’m like 'hey', say what you say, but you can’t play
Rocking this weave I’m not feeling ashamed
Wavy today, in a couple weeks I’m gonna rock it bone straight
Up in the club, Shorty might be freaking that freaky but her head look busted to me
But I ain’t bought to worry bout ya girlie, cuz it’s plenty more tacky to
Curly, Kinky, Silky, Long
Cop that from the Chinese store
Got a pack of 2 for one
Yaky down my back and its glowing in the sun
Weave blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
Blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
Weave blowing in the wind but it ain’t falling out
It be raining weave, so I'm running out
Oh yeah, yeah blow on (3xs)
Oh yeah yeah yeah, blow on
(repeated)
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