Song Parodies -> "She's Kim Kardashian"

Original Song Title:

"We're On The Road Again"

Original Performer:

"She's Kim Kardashian"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here's a bonus one for Stuart McArthur's Facebook challenge. I decided to do a regular Beatles' tune as well but here's a parody of Ringo Starr's newest single. Find the original song here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeM1fRcqWl8

(Nice boobs!)

My mouth is foaming, Skimming mags
Rewatching each episode to check out her rack
She's so freakin' hot and I wanna screw
Her beauty leaves me stunned but one thing's not on track

She seems kinda short while drinking brew
Hanging with dwarves at her photo shoot
She gave me a fright with cloaked guys around
She's smoking that grass while under the ground

Poor hottie's getting mocked by trolls, That's truuuuue...
Yet they turn to stone in sun rays but that seems askewed...
That's Kim Kardashian
She's Kim Kardashian

Hitched to Kanye West, He's her shining knight
Wedding ring has power that's so outta sight!
When it's dinnertime she loves Po-Tay-Toooes!
Her grandpa's grumpy and carries a staff
Named her son Smaug, Holy crap!
Prada shoes are tattered since she stuffs in her fur-lined toes!

There's a huge glowing eye outside her plaaaace!
TMZ prowlers will always crowd her space!

Who's Kim Kardashian?!
That's Kim Kardashian!!!
She's Kim Kardashian!?!?!

[Guitar Solo]

The news is gonna shock and floor you duuuude!
Something's odd about this hot babe, This hobbit's so shrewd!

Who's Kim Kardashian?!
That's Kim Kardashian!!!
She's Kim Kardashian!!!
(Yeah! Yeah!)
See Kim Kardashian!
Watch Kim Kardash-Kim Kardash-
Kim Kardashian!

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Peregrin - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Nice one Stu. I didn't realise Ringo was putting out new stuff. If only Kim K could out with something new and exciting. That would be a first :) Matched the OS really well, and the intensity matched her manic presence. I wonder how many other parodies I might find today which mentions the word Kardashian? That's two so far, and I have only read one!

Agrimorfee - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Matthias (aka Stu hehhe, sorry Peregrin...), I will have to seek out the video for this later to really appreciate the writing, but what I skimmed so far is pretty damned funny.

Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Brilliant title sub, Matty, from the real Stu - don't know what Peregrin's smoking - maybe KK's affecting his brain - and glad you got the TMZ prowlers in! - 555

Phil Alexander - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Have to admit I enjoyed the OS more than most Ringo songs.. and this had far more info about the Kim than I really ever wanted to know :)

Claude Prez - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Well I admit I've seen the show but it's clearly been awhile, I don't recall a LOTR subplot but Ima go with it - well done, thanks for letting me know both Ringo and Alice Cooper are still alive, and I also think it's great that we both did bonus half-challenge songs. Awesome; also, who doesn't love Po-Tay-Toooes?

Matthias - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Surprised that Claude is the only one that picked up on it (Or at least mentioned it). This is based on an episode of South Park about Kim Kardashian in which Wendy tells everybody that she isn't as beautiful as she seems, she's Photoshopped that way and in fact she is a Hobbit! Thanks everybody!

Peregrin - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Sorry, Matthias, for making you into Stu. Or should it be sorry Stu, for making you into Matthias? Anyway, now that I have tried to be nice...I just thought about the Hobbit line "Uh oh, Matty's lost it. Good thing the song's ending"!

Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

And I learned there's a new Ringo song! Okay, I learned this on the fb page. She's Kim Kardashian she is. Great title, and fun song!

Kristof Robertson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Well, that was unusual! A you think I come up with some bizarre themes....seriously, Matty, this was great and I heard a new Ringo song today (that’s a double win for me). Keep up the sterling work. 555

Peter Andersson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Well, the current FLOTUS is an ex-model, so I see no reason that KK can be the next FLOTUS since Kanye is running for POTUS - YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.

Oh wait, that was not a Beatles reference.

TJC - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Dug your clever concatenation of such disparate entities, Mattias!

Meriadoc - March 02, 2018 - Report this comment

This was very strange. But probably not any stranger than the subject. Liked the son named Smaug.

Spaff.com - March 04, 2018 - Report this comment

Matthias! Again! The last time I saw Ringo in concert (three times now, so help me god), he prefaced a song with "Here's a song from my new album." People cheered. "Yeah, yeah," he said. "Like you bought it." Anyway, I fully embrace your tone here. Kim Kardashian makes me roll my eyes so much they hurt, but if she came onto me...

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