Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit
No Harvey, no Harvey (oh)

Can't be ignorin' this i-info
Don't really have a best frie-end fo-or life
You gotta learn to let hi-im go
Cause it's wrong, really wrong to not sto-op this lie-ie
Afraid that he's just a fi-igment (yeah-eah-eah)
Of your imaginatio-on, o-okay (yeah-eah-eah)?
There's no point gettin' indi-ignant (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
All the books that you throw won't prove ja-ack toda-ay
Because your Harvey is bullshit (it's not true-ue-ue-ue-ue)
Your Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit (it's not true-ue-ue)
No Harvey, no Harvey

No way you'll convince, buddy, that he's a real dude
I cannot see him wavin', somethin's wrong with you
He cannot ho-old your da-amn drink, bu-uddy-y (bu-uddy)
It's gonna dro-op straight do-own because he's not there, dude
Can claim all kind of nonsense but you'll just fail hard
"He's good at stealth" and other crap pulled from your arse
Your words aren't stro-ong, they're fla-accid, bu-uddy-y (bu-uddy)
Swallow your pri-ide right do-own because he's not there, dude
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's plain not there, dude)
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's just not there, dude)

All of the proof that you're sho-owin' (yeah-eah-eah)
Is anecdotal, flimsy-y a-as crap (yeah-eah-eah)
The hat in that pic ain't floa-oatin' (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Moron, I see your hand holdin' on, it's sa-ad
Admit your Harvey is bullshit (it's not true-ue-ue-ue-ue)
Your Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit (it's not true-ue-ue)
No Harvey, no Harvey

You sound pathetic, buddy, I'd feel bad for you
But most of us grew out of this stuff at age two
Could you please qui-uit straw-gra-aspin', bu-uddy-y (bu-uddy)?
Arguments a-all shot do-own because he's not there, dude
And I will not be scullin' any booze, dumbarse
Just to see your "cool buddy", proves my point quite hard
And that's that you-our compa-anion's ru-ubbi-ish (ru-ubbish)
I'm puttin' my-y foot do-own, wake up, he's not there, dude
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's just not there, dude)
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's plain not there, dude)
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's just not there, dude) (Harvey is bullshit, your Harvey is bullshit)
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's plain not there, dude) (your Harvey is bullshit, no Harvey, no Harvey)

Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit
No Harvey, no Harvey
Just say that Harvey is bullshit (it's not true-ue-ue-ue-ue)
Your Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit (it's not true-ue-ue)
No Harvey, no Harvey

If you keep this up, buddy, I'll be slappin' you
Listed as your dependant on your taxes? Dude
I helped you fi-ile the da-amn things, bu-uddy-y (bu-uddy)
I know you're ly-yin' no-ow, also: he's not there, dude
Can't believe you're still goin', playin' ev'ry card
I'm afraid I'm not jokin', I will smack you hard
There is no gi-iant ra-abbit, bu-uddy-y (bu-uddy)
He ain't behi-ind me no-ow because he's not there, dude
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's just not there, dude) (Harvey is bullshit, your Harvey is bullshit)
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's plain not there, dude) (your Harvey is bullshit, no Harvey, no Harvey)
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's just not there, dude) (your Harvey is bullshit, your Harvey is bullshit)
Not there, du-u-u-u-ude (he's plain not there, dude) (your Harvey is bullshit, no Harvey, no Harvey)
Your Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit
Your Harvey is bullshit
No Harvey, no Harvey