Disney tried to avoid
Black mouse ears on a gonk droid
pretty hair for chewbacca
with ribbons bows and laquer
m mouse has four fingers
but still can sign a check
he now owns star wars marvel muppets
soon wont be nothing left
And I say

Disney wishes upon a wish star
but don’t tell Walt Luke has kissed his sister
please the fans george has no intention
downhill from now coz hes got his pension

Hey ho 3p0
you may say yes jj says no
Got C.G.I to help save dough
hes sold you soul to disney
Hey ho did you know
luke starkiller just had to go
original blue rays – hey lets vote
hes sold your soul to disney

myth of disney frozen
like solo in his carbon
is that coincidental
give chewy a medal
who knew george would ditch them
now disneys left to fix them
so expect singing frogs
in the damp dagobah system
ballads sung by droids of metal
flashback time to the christmas special
loose your hand
and wear a leather black glove
this will be done off screen
u ratings cant show blood
Now tell me

Hey ho han solo
you cant shoot greedo now you know
becoz robert iger told you so



hes sold you soul to disney
Hey ho here she goes
cover up slave layer with a coat
whats a tauntun? can we use a goat?
hes sold you soul to disney

Disney wishes upon a wish star
but dont tell walt luke has kissed his sister
sit and think george what it is youve done
if it dont feel good what are you doing it for?

What are you doing this for
What are you doing this for
What are you doing this for

Hey ho 3p0
you may say yes jj says no
Got C.G.I to help save dough
Cause hes sold you soul to disney
Hey ho did you know
luke starkiller just had to go
originals on blue ray – lets vote
hes sold you soul to disney