-> "Mad Refresher"
Original Song Title:
"Back Together"
Original Performer:
Robin Thicke ft. Nicki Minaj
Parody Song Title:
"Mad Refresher"
The Lyrics
Yeah, can't stop it, haha
Proven one can be too online, after the newest stuff to find
But your approach, it crosses some weird line
It wigs the hell right out of me, nobody else that I have seen
Is so impatient all the goddamn time
I swear that I always see you click, clickin' that, uh, yeah, yeah-ee
Two-arrow circle 'til a brand new post lands, just always need new posts
Whether news junk or really weird art
You're such a mad refresher (you're such a mad refresher)
It's a big issue deep in your heart
You're such a mad refresher (you're such a mad refresher)
To call people "addicts" feels just a bit hack-ish
In your case, think that it suits fine
Because you're goin' at it too hard
You're such a mad refresher
It's an impulse that I do get, wantin' to know what's comin' next
But I hate what you're turnin' me into (into)
The "old man yellin' at cloud" sort of person who straight up abhors
Any technology not from his youth (I hate those guys)
And although I really try to hold, hold it back (tryna hold it back), yeah, yeah-eah-eah, buddy (tryna hold it back)
Those jackholes have a point, you've gone out of hand with how you need new posts
Whether new songs or sweet shippin' art (want a new song)
You're such a mad refresher (you're such a mad refresher)
A real big problem that must depart (problem must depart)
You're such a mad refresher (you're such a mad refresher)
Please stop, I can't stand it, quit all of this madness
Because it could damage your eyes (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah)
That small screen must be strainin' them hard (know mine do, bud)
You're such a mad refresher (refresh like crazy), yo!
It's a constant (uh), you with your head down hittin' buttons (uh-huh)
Eager to see what's comin' (uh-huh), I get that longin' (okay)
Though for the record, at least you don't stop talkin' (uh-uh)
Chattin' a bunch with zero restartin' (ow!)
So worried that what I S-A-I-D, said has gone
In one ear then instantly out the other (rrrrrrr)
But it's ding, ding, ding, ding, da-ding, ding
G-G-Get what I'm sayin', no blink, ba-blink, blink (whoo!)
A-A-And then "Huh? What (uh-huh)? M-Missed all that junk (okay)"
You're still engagin' but this habit still sucks (and blows, yeah)
Uh, it blows
Is pausin' for a second that hard?
You're such a mad refresher (you're such a mad refresher)
Can binge what's happ'nin' once I depart (after I depart, buddy)
You're such a mad refresher (yeah, yeah, such a mad refresher)
You're on automatic, know what you can manage (oh-oh, buddy)?
A pause for contact of the eyes (want eye contactin', come on)
Sure, it's not to the point of a farce (least not yet, bud)
You're such a mad refresher (c'mon, mate, such a mad refresher)
It's possible, damn it, to stop while we're chattin'
Then log back on afterwards, right (log back on after)
A longer catch-up's best, you should start (longer catch-up)
You're such a mad refresher (such a mad refresher)
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