-> "Same Old Junk"
Original Song Title:
"Same Old Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Same Old Junk"
The Lyrics
Someone tell me why I go
To the movies each weekend, don't know
I've seen it all before at least a million times
Each one's a damn retread, you know
I call each scene before I see-ee it
Ea-each line they speak, I-I pre-repea-eat it
Is it just me? The same damn chee-eese chu-urned out, ou-ou-out
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, this script should be to-orn up
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, my brain has had e-enough
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, pulled straight from someo-one's arse
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, with each cut, I fa-acepalm
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
Can't be that the fault is mine
Ten thousand films I've viewed all blow
I've heard it all so don't you try to say that I'm
Oversaturated, dude, ain't so
Not forced to see so damn many-y flicks
My-y time is free, spe-end as I see-ee fit
So when I see patterns repea-eate-ed now, fro-o-own
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, so I seem them i-in bulk?
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, doesn't mean I'm a-at fault
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, it shouldn't be tha-at hard (oh-oh-oh)
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, to make good films, no-ot arse (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
I'm so sick of that, so sick of that ju-unk (hey)
I'm so sick of that, so sick of that ju-unk (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm so sick of that (oh-oh), so sick of that ju-unk (hey)
I'm so sick of that (ee-yeah-eah), so sick of that junk
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, I've seen ev'ry da-amn one
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk, since the dawn of fi-ilm, bud
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk (oh-oh-oh-oh), each scene cribs Campbe-ell's art (oh-oh-oh)
I'm so sick of the same old ju-unk (oh-oh-oh-oh), it's all a load o-of arse (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the same old ju-unk
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