Dudes online, they love to assume that you love their sort of dude
Alpha type, the toughest douche, that's what girls like in their head, true
Don't get them started, they're happy to rant for a while, while (ah-ah-ah-ah)
'Bout how it's natural to split people into types

But I've got a little problem with their ramblin' 'bout wolves:
It isn't true, just isn't true
Not that their obnoxious antics would be dandy and not rude
If it was true, that much ain't true
Because they mack on random strangers with their flawed-ass understandin'
Of the truth, yeah, simple truth
That their facts are simply bollocks, there's no alpha-beta wolves
That isn't true, just isn't true, it isn't true

Ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ah, ha, ha-ah-ah-ah, it ain't the truth
Ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ah, ha, ha-ah-ah-ah, just ain't the truth

Been proven this ain't legit by the guy who embedded it
In our minds, his one big hit that, in hindsight, he thinks is shit
That's why you need studies of animals in the wild, wild (ah-ah-ah-ah)
And not in zoos where their instincts get borked, that ain't right

It ain't accurate to call the leaders of packs "alpha wolves"
'Cause it ain't true, no, it ain't true
The top two are just the parents of the rest, I'm tellin' you
That is the truth, the simple truth
Sure, it is not quite as dramatic as a brawl to lead the masses
But it's true (ooh-ooh-ooh), basic but true (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Unless one decides to cram a big cage full of random wolves
It isn't true, just isn't true, so far from true

Ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ah, ha (ha-ah), ha-ah-ah-ah, it ain't the truth
Ha-ha-ah, ha-ha-ah, ha, ha-ah-ah-ah, just ain't the truth

Hell, I would still have a problem if their ramblin' 'bout wolves
Was really true, if it was true
Because even though we're mammals, not a thing that I assume
I know that's true, I checked, that's true
There's still a pretty hefty diff'rence in our social interactions
That's all true, completely true
It feels weird to say that humans operate the same as wolves
'Cause it ain't true, it just ain't true, just face the truth