-> "Mocha"
Original Song Title:
"Loca"
Parody Song Title:
"Mocha"
The Lyrics
Mocha
Mocha
Want it now
Mocha
Mocha
[SHAKIRA]
There’s a coffee shop downtown
That serves real good mochas
But the problem is (that)
They’re really expensive
And I have virtually no cash on me
Only my checkbook
Won’t waste a check on a mocha
Oh look, here’s a dollar
And another dollar in quarters
But it’s still not enough
I need another dollar
Don’t wanna go to the bank
And withdraw a buck
I really hope you have a buck
In your pocket
I’m really cravin’ a mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
Over-ice caramel mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
I really want a mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
So order me a mocha
[DIZZEE RASCAL]
My girl is a psycho
Hot though, she makes me wanna touch her
Muy muy caliente
But she’s begging like merengue
I wanna punch her in the face
She’s makin’ me look through my pockets
How do I tell her that I
Don’t feel a thing, no I don’t feel a thing
I get rid of change (of change, of change)
It puts holes in my pockets (in his pockets)
She nags like a Real Housewife
But I keep lookin’
Because I see that she’s cravin’
That caramel mocha
Fixed over ice
More than fine with me
Though what if I want a mocha for myself
She’s really cravin’ a mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
Over-ice caramel mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
She really wants a mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
So I’ll order a mocha
[SHAKIRA]
I love him dearly
Whenever he does
What I tell him to do and
Goes the extra mile
I know that he cares
Whenever he does
What I tell him to do and
Goes the extra mile
There’s a lot of things
That he does to please me
Like taking me shopping and letting me use the card
And taking me to dinner at my favorite restaurant
Where I order dessert
And then I go to Starbucks
[DIZZEE RASCAL]
You know that I love you
Even though I get piss-broke
Are you saying to me
I should sweet-talk the lady
Behind the counter into gi-
Ving you a free mocha
[SHAKIRA]
I know she’ll give me a free mocha
I’m really cravin’ a mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
Over-ice caramel mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
I really want a mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
So order me a mocha
[DIZZEE RASCAL]
Babe, they’re out…
[SHAKIRA]
I want a (mocha)
I want a (mocha)
I want a (mocha)
You son of a bitch
You waited too long
Guess I’ll go to Circle K
And just get one there
Because I’m cravin’ a mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
Over-ice caramel mocha (mocha, mocha, mocha)
A mocha, a mocha, a mocha (mocha)
Mocha (mocha)
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