H-Hey Beavis
I think you ate too much medicine
with your arms held up
you were screaming
I need TP for my bunghole

When you lost it
Yeah your shirt was over your head
You were whacked out
Didn't understand
You were screaming
I need TP for my bunghole

The Great Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!

I need TP for my bunghole
Are you threatening me?
Threatening me?
Threatening me?
Can you see (my bung, my bung, my bung, my bung, my bung) my bungholio?
Are you threatening me?
Threatening me?
Threatening me?

I am Cornholio!
Well we watched it
the movie was way too bad
Yet we quote it
But it's in the past
You must give me your TP
I need TP for my bunghole

The Great Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!

Can you see (my bung, my bung, my bung, my bung, my bung) my bungholio?
Are you threatening me?
Threatening me?
Threatening me?
Can you see (my bung, my bung, my bung, my bung, my bung) my bungholio?
Are you threatening me?
Threatening me?
Threatening me?

Well It’s just a boy
from a broken family
All lost and screamin’
(I need TP for my bunghole)
So it's here I sit
As a TV watchin’ man
and I've found my friend
I need TP for my bunghole

Now I'm falling down
from the laughing sound
when you scream aloud
I need TP for my bunghole

Do you have any holio?
rolios for my bunghole?
I have no bunghole
(I need TP for my bunghole)

The Great Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!
I am Cornholio!
For my bunghole!

Are you threatening me?
Threatening me?
Threatening me? (I am Cornholio!)
I am Cornholio!

Give me your TP
Give me your TP
Give me your TP
Give me your TP
You cannot escape the almighty bunghole