Knowledge contest, I would kill, inside my brain, have ev'rything filed
But I guess that won't do for the runner dudes, I'm just audience, you're on trial

But I will nudge you from where I'm placed
I'm gonna nudge you where no-one will see
That from my seat, you'll have zero fear
Of "I don't know"'s, dude, you'll look so brainy

One of four choices to fill, that makes it pretty easy, no lie
A very subtle scratch of my nose and you will have the right answer each time
Just have to make sure you will not make it obvious that your eye
Is staring really hard at the nosey dude, your look must be done on the sly

I'm gonna nudge you into first place
Said that I'll nudge you but that label might not be
Accurate 'cause "one to four"'s clear as hell
But I need you to simply work with me

With my hints, you're gonna kill and walk straight home with that money prize
And yes, I'm gonna take half, you know it's true 'cause you'll win because of my mind
I'm not saying you lack skill at knowing things, you can get things right
It's just insurance, bro, make sure there's no game over
So even if you've cracked it, I'll continue the signal system I've devised
I must have my vengeance filled against those stupid gameshow host guys
No, you don't have to know why, you can pass it over
Let's say they have a schedule they can't redo, so "I win now" was out of line
Still correct, still correct, still correct