[Verse 1:]
I'm lookin' like a dope
With your ear pressed to the ground
A detective's what you ain't
Your guesses are far from sound
Watched too much Sherlock, buddy
You're the worst policeman round
Must say
Accusin' folks too early
No proof they've done wrong, slow down, just wait

[Chorus:]
It's too soon, mate, to hypothesise, too soon, mate
It's way too soon, mate, to hypothesise, too soon, mate
Woahooo woah

[Verse 2:]
The chief is on your ass, you're disgracin' the boys in blue
Oh, if you'd take this job seriously
We'd solve this case soon, yeah, yeah
We need this thing called evidence
Not your hunches, dude
Always say
"I know the criminal, that guy, he looks shifty, dude"
Ah, just use your brain

[Chorus:]
It's too soon, mate, to hypothesise, too soon, mate
We just got started, don't hypothesise, too soon, mate
Woahooo woah

[Verse 3:]
I'm lookin' like a dope
With your ear pressed to the ground
A detective's what you ain't
Your guesses are far from sound
Hell, yeah!

[Chorus:]
Too soon, mate, to hypothesise, too soon, mate
Get sacked the next time you hypothesise, it's true, mate
Cause it's too soon, mate, to hypothesise, yeah
Too soon, mate, to hypothesise, too soon, mate
Get sacked the next time you hypothesise, it's true, mate
Cause it's too soon, mate, to hypothesise, yeah

[Outro:]
Tend to be right, I know
But you still act like a clown