Song Parodies -> "HoHoHo"

Original Song Title:

"GoGoGo"

Original Performer:

"HoHoHo"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice competition (Week 17) this time hosted once again by Peter Andersson! Merry Christmas Amiright!

Plop your infant down and watch him screeeeeaaaaam....
He's so shook like he's in a bad dreeeeeaaaaam...
There's slime from his snot all over Saaaaaan-taaaa...
Hard to snap a decent picture when they're madd'r...

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" Get me outta here!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" Watch Kris Kringle sneer!
Got punched right... In the wang and now I'm sore!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" Cram your Christmas cheer!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" Go grab me a beer!
Winter time... Sure drags for me at this store!
Groan... groan... groan...

Sticky hands from candy canes they've maaaaaauled...
My beard now smells like the restroom staaaaaaall...
Your mom's breasts are pressed up near my faaaaaace...
Oh, I'll bring her some toys on Christmas daaaaaaaay...

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" Get me outta here!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" These brats are my fear!
Punch out time... That boozy eggnog is pooooooured!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" What's this nasty smear?!
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" Hear teenagers jeer!
It's a crime... To undergo this tortuuuuuuure!

These five... year olds... make me cuuuuuuuuss...
"Yippie-ki-yay... Motherf*ckers!" said...

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Got kicked outta here
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Tossed out on my rear
They think I'm slime... Since it wasn't "Fudge!" I roared...
"No! No! No! No!" Words cut like a spear
"No! No! No! No!" Hurt their virgin ears!
Lower than grime... And now I will be dirt poor...
Ho... Ho... Ho...

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Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

This song perfectly captured my snot filled 2-year-old son who loves Santa...from a distance! Merry Christmas :)

Agrimorfee - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

"I hate the smell of tapioca..." 555

Peter Andersson - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment

Well, technically we didn't use the same title, since I wrote mine differently - and you're right, we took very different paths with the theme! Good luck cleaning the beard!

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