-> "Take A Bite"
Original Song Title:
"Dynamite"
Parody Song Title:
"Take A Bite"
The Lyrics
Intro: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i…
Verse 1: I came to eat
Eat-eat-eat
I love the smell of human meat
Meat-meat-meat
It’s cuz fresh brains are such a treat
Treat-treat-treat
Plus we don’t like that Thriller beat
Beat-beat-beat
No, no
Cuz we will swarm and swarm and swarm
Whether it’s hot or cold or warm
Yeah!
Chorus: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying Uh-huh
Who’s for lu-hunch
Don’t want a salad or a steak this time
Saying uh-huh
Who’d I mu-hunch
So you can shoot at us
In your mall you hide
We will soon break in
And I’ll take a bite
Though you may kill one
Sev’ral through the night
There’s billions of us
That will take a bite
Verse 2: Your better move
Move-move-move
This zombie hoard is comin’ through
Through-through-through
You’re in our path so you better shoot
Shoot-shoot-shoot
Or you’ll end up as zombie food
Food-food-food
Yum, yum
Cuz we will swarm and swarm and swarm
Whether it’s hot or cold or warm
Yeah!
Chorus: I reach my hands through a barbed fence sometimes
Saying yu-hum!
I want su-home
I like my kidneys with a spritz of lime
Saying yu-hum!
In my tu-hum
Cuz I may lose an arm
Or detach my eyes
I’ll still come for you
Then I’ll take a bite
You may shoot me once
You may shoot me twice
If it’s no head shot
I’ll still take a bite
Bridge: Us zombies takin’ o-ver
Who’s gonna be the last one standing
Don’t you know it’s o-ver
The zombie pop. just keeps expanding
And I-I-I am hungry
And I-I-I, I will eat you all
I will eat you all
I wanna sink my teeth in your flesh
Tee-teeth in your flesh
Sink my teeth in your flesh
Flesh-flesh-flesh…
Chorus: I throw my scraps into the air sometimes
Say uh-huh!
I am do-hone!
It’s time to celebrate the zombie style
Saying uh-huh!
This dance fu-hun!
Cuz we will eat this club
We could munch all night
I might grind with you
Or just take a bite
DJ play it once
No wait play it twice
Please come dance with us
Then we take our bites
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