Smug face I am ever so clever 
at the end of my tether 
my career hit a wall 
Back then I was the top bill
but then swing while your winning 
it all went down hill 

Take that need me cheeky chappy 
without me lads you was crappy 
split the profits 60 - 40 
one condition howard goes away

gary no more lies
it is no suprise
that you fantasize 
ill sleep with you tonight. 

Without me you weren’t that good
here my voice it gives me wood 
you will sell cd‘s again. 
You can tell me that im god 
because vains my middle name 

basking in the glow of my glory 
to be honest I had had it on my own
me and gary sing this fanfare 
while the other twats just stand there 
Jason mark and howard aint much cop 
but people like them - let them stay



There's progress now where there once was not (none) 
where there once was not (none) 
tand then i came along. 

I know im better than good
here my voice it gives me wood 
you will sell cd‘s again. 
You can tell me that im god 
because vains my middle name 
without me there was no fuss
or now women on your bus 
you will sell cd‘s again. 
You can tell me that im god 
because vains my middle name . 

Re-print t shirts sign my wavour 
I will come back as a favour 
watch me turn this mess around 
then you can lift me high and shout hurray 

I know im better than good
here my voice it gives me wood 
you will sell cd‘s again. 
You can tell me that im god 
because vains my middle name 
I know im better than good
here my voice it gives me wood 
you will sell cd‘s again. 
You can tell me that im god 
because vains my middle name . 
I know im better than good
here my voice it gives me wood 
you will sell cd‘s again. 
You can tell me that im god 
because vains my middle name . 
because vains my middle name .