-> "Suzy's Dumb Ways To Die"
Original Song Title:
"Dumb Ways to Die"
Parody Song Title:
"Suzy's Dumb Ways To Die"
The Lyrics
[Very young:]
Try to pull tail off your dog
Stick a fork in electric plug
Run in nettle bush playing hide-and-seek
Go to riverside to have a leak
Dumb ways to die
Suzy's dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
There's so many dumb ways to die
[Childhood:]
Ride a bike upon a fence
Climb up that tree immense
Try to cross the railroad track in haste
I wonder what that red paint would taste?
Dumb ways to die
Suzy's dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
There's so many dumb ways to die
[Youth:]
Go skiing on a slope marked black
Sail across the fairway on starboard tack
Mix randomly the stuffs in chemistry lab
Catch a live wire with a really good grab -
Dumb ways to die
Suzy's dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
There's so many dumb ways to die
[Young adult:]
Play electric guitar in rain
Teach yourself how to fly a plane
Play tennis in blast furnace casting house
and go to rolling mill wearing neat loose blouse
Dumb ways to die
Suzy's dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
There's so many dumb ways to die
[Adult:]
Go sailing a yacht during Autumnal stormy season
Jump off a decent airplane for no good reason
Have a kendo match with real swords of steel
Go SCUBA diving and try to outdive a seal
Go playing ice hockey with no helmet for real
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
Suzy's many dumb
Suzy's many dumb ways to die
die die die die die die die die
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