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Song Parodies -> "Red Crayon's Mine"
Original Song Title:
"Bass Down Low"
Original Performer:
The Cataracs
Parody Song Title:
"Red Crayon's Mine"
Parody Written by:
Jennifer and Katie
The Lyrics
I bet this sums up any experience you've had with a bratty child
When you play with me
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
It’s like one two three
I can count to a hundred you see
My favorite color’s pink I need to pee
Hold my purse and wait for me
I’m hungry let’s go shopping
Wanna go to baskin and robbins
need a cone or I’ll start sobbin’
cone or I’ll start sobbin’
I want chocolate now
Or else I’m gonna shout
Give me a double scoop
Because I want it now
When you play with me
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
It’s like one two three okay
Can I get a PB and J
Everyday should be my birthday
Give me slurpee
When we’re thirsty
Not over yet the party’s just starting
I’m hungry let’s go shopping
Wanna go to baskin and robbins
need a cone or I’ll start sobbin’
cone or I’ll start sobbin’
I want chocolate now
Or else I’m gonna shout
Give me a double scoop
Because I want it now
When you play with me
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
I wanna stay up late
Do I have to take a bath?
I wanna stay up late
Do I have to take a bath?
I won’t go
Like, wah x22
When you play with me
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
It’s like one two three
I can count to a hundred you see
My favorite color’s pink I need to pee
Hold my purse and wait for me
I’m hungry let’s go shopping
Wanna go to baskin and robbins
need a cone or I’ll start sobbin’
cone or I’ll start sobbin’
I want chocolate now
Or else I’m gonna shout
Give me a double scoop
Because I want it now
When you play with me
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
It’s like one two three okay
Can I get a PB and J
Everyday should be my birthday
Give me slurpee
When we’re thirsty
Not over yet the party’s just starting
I’m hungry let’s go shopping
Wanna go to baskin and robbins
need a cone or I’ll start sobbin’
cone or I’ll start sobbin’
I want chocolate now
Or else I’m gonna shout
Give me a double scoop
Because I want it now
When you play with me
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
I wanna stay up late
Do I have to take a bath?
I wanna stay up late
Do I have to take a bath?
I won’t go
Like, wah x22
When you play with me
Keep these things in mind
I don’t like to share
And the red crayon’s mine
ext
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