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Song Parodies -> "This Kneeling"
Original Song Title:
"This Feeling"
Original Performer:
The Chainsmokers ft. Kelsea Ballerini
Parody Song Title:
"This Kneeling"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
You know what I hate? Kneeling down on tiles. Least favourite part of my work experience at Coles (that and having to parody a bunch of country songs at the same time...in the wet Australian winter. Joy). Let's ramble about that, shall we?
Wish that you had warned me about the total hell
That this job has me needin' to go through with the shelves
Don't know if I can take it, swear I heard somethin' pop
I need to keep both my knees to jump and skip and then hop
It's such a pain in the neck in the metaphor sense
The cold, hard floor always wrecks me, right
Kneepads are all that I want, you told me to piss off
Guess you don't know what this kneelin' is like
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
How can you ignore me as well as all the rest
Of your shelf-stacker people? They've told you it's the pits
These pants give no protection when on hard tiles, knees rest (on hard tiles, knees rest)
Just give them a good inspection, their condition ain't the best
And there's no way we can bend over to do all this
Because that's where all the big things lie (oh-oh, yeah)
Good health is all that we want, no way we'll pull that off
'Cause you don't know what this kneelin' is like
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
Sure, it's not so gory but it still hurts like hell
So much so that the option to knee-bend's gone as well
All we want is a cushion, some pants of thicker cloth
Don't yell "Suck it up, newbie!", you'll make a mess with that froth (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Also I've dealt with this shit for years, think five or six
Memories have had a big rewrite (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't know months all that much, all I know is how strong
The pain of all of this kneelin' is like
Our knees hurt so, so (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Must hear that groan, groan (yeah-eah)
Yeah-eee-eah-eah, blows, blows (yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah)
You should know, bozo (yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Our knees hurt, yeah-eah-eah, oh, oh-oh
Our knees hurt, yeah-eah, he-ey-ee-yeah-heah-eah
They might blow
That this job has me needin' to go through with the shelves
Don't know if I can take it, swear I heard somethin' pop
I need to keep both my knees to jump and skip and then hop
It's such a pain in the neck in the metaphor sense
The cold, hard floor always wrecks me, right
Kneepads are all that I want, you told me to piss off
Guess you don't know what this kneelin' is like
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
How can you ignore me as well as all the rest
Of your shelf-stacker people? They've told you it's the pits
These pants give no protection when on hard tiles, knees rest (on hard tiles, knees rest)
Just give them a good inspection, their condition ain't the best
And there's no way we can bend over to do all this
Because that's where all the big things lie (oh-oh, yeah)
Good health is all that we want, no way we'll pull that off
'Cause you don't know what this kneelin' is like
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
Sure, it's not so gory but it still hurts like hell
So much so that the option to knee-bend's gone as well
All we want is a cushion, some pants of thicker cloth
Don't yell "Suck it up, newbie!", you'll make a mess with that froth (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Also I've dealt with this shit for years, think five or six
Memories have had a big rewrite (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't know months all that much, all I know is how strong
The pain of all of this kneelin' is like
Our knees hurt so, so (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Must hear that groan, groan (yeah-eah)
Yeah-eee-eah-eah, blows, blows (yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah)
You should know, bozo (yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Our knees hurt, yeah-eah-eah, oh, oh-oh
Our knees hurt, yeah-eah, he-ey-ee-yeah-heah-eah
They might blow
And by "ramble" I apparently meant "instigate an uprising against the shithead manager". No idea how that was where I ended up, no-one was a shithead at Coles, trust me.
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