My girlfriend's a dog magnet
She loves them with a passion
Once bought, can't stop, teach him tricks, out on walks
Shaking hands, he’ll chase the ball
Man this dog can do it all
Makes her smile, never frown
Takes him all around the town
Never naps, always fun
At our feet ‘till sun comes up
But when she’s not home
and it’s just us two alone
Her “lil’ Sweetie” shows a whole different side

He likes to chase the cat
He growls and shows his teeth
He tore apart the chair
Then he smashed the TV screen
I’d take him to the pound
But he bit my rear end
He’s scaring the kids, no doubt about it
He’s a bad man’s best friend

That dog, Satan’s spawn
On the lawn, “Something’s wrong,
I see a way different dog
than the one when you’re at home!”
She said, “You don’t know
what you’re talking about, so…
my Lil’ Sweetie sleeps in your place tonight
Man I, tried to tell her so
She told me to let it go
But I tried to tell her later that night…

“He’s tearing up the grass
and he bites at my feet
He’s shedding so much hair
and he does it purposely
He chased me through the town
and he drags his rear end
right on the carpet, no doubt about it
He’s a bad man’s best friend!”

Man, she thinks I’m wrong, I know I’m right!
I just can’t prove her wrong, she always takes the dogs side
And never my side

My girlfriend's a dog magnet
My girlfriend had to have him!

“He’s a lawn digger, chews my slippers.
Babe, it's over. Runt of litter!”
“We just got him,” then she wept
“I don’t want an argument!”

“Baby just why can’t you see
all the things he’s done to me!?”
She said “fine”, I was relieved
‘Till she kicked me out on the street!

Now I tear up her grass
Go running down the street
And I chew up her mail
Cause she chose him over me
Took a dump on her lawn
Did not think it would end
But now we are through, no doubt about it
Thanks to bad man’s best friend

He’s a bad man’s best friend
He’s a bad man’s best friend