Song Parodies -> "I Don't Vote"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know"

Original Performer:

The Sheepdogs

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Vote"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This one's going out to the lazy bastards who live in country's that don't exercise their right to vote. At time around this posting, 2 by-elections showed voter turnout under 40%. I know how outdated first past the post is, and you have to accept nobody will do election reform is their political party wins. DEAL WITH IT!!! Enjoy.

Never would I buy
A politician’s lie
To hear their viewpoints
It makes me roll my eyes and sigh

My area has mail-ins now, I don’t vote
Voting on the weekends now, I don’t vote
More days you can register now, I don’t vote
You must have issues, not me

I see the sign merch
As I drive to the church
Too many candidates
Just can’t do the work, no

My area has mail-ins now, I don’t vote
They are sending me to prison now, I don’t vote
I’ve been six feet under for years now, I don’t vote
You must have issues, not me

(Guitar break)

I don’t vote, not me
I don’t’ vote, I don’t vote, not me

(Guitar break)

I don’t vote, not me
I don’t’ vote, I don’t vote, not me

I don’t vote, not me
I don’t’ vote, I don’t vote, not me

After her endorsement, I'm not going to go through Taylor Swift's catalogue of songs to find the right one just to piss off the swifties. Not only that, I'm not going to post a dis track from "Freakboy for Life", Sean Combs. Don't know why some random person hasn't posted "A Liberal Mind" from Gowan. Your welcome.

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G_RandomPerson - September 24, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks for the suggestion AV, I'll try to come up with something, I tried to submit a parody last week but it didn't go through for some reason: "Mr. Poilievre" to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson", so I hope this one goes through. As for the song to piss off the Swifties, I remember that Weird Al did a parody of "You Belong to Me" called "TMZ" so maybe "NDP" could work.

Arch Vile - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks

G_RandomPerson - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment

I submitted "A Liberal Mind" last night but I guess they must have accidentally put me on the blacklist they put that Rhythm Steps troll on.

Agrimorfee - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment

^^Chuck or admins don't check new submissions every day. Give it another day or two.

@Agrimorfee - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment

I tried to submit one last week too, and the same thing happened though.

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