Here we go again for a third time. Hitler was indeed wounded by shrapnel in the abdomin and legs in 1916 resulting in an injury to one of Hitler's testicles. A German Army medic supposedly confessed to a priest in the '60s that the Fuhrer was monochic. The Brits also started the "one ball" song in 1939. But this is firmly refuted by Hitler's physician Dr. Morrell and statements by Eva Braun, his mistress and one day wife. Same story with the Hitler myth of homosexuality prior to '33 in which Hitler supposedly carried out the "Night of the Long Knives" to prevent this secret from getting out. A blatant lie. I will stick with Dr. Morrell's captured medical files which go over every inch of Hitler's body. No mention of a missing testicle, which would be significant.

Second, all of Hitler's love interests still alive post-WW2 were interviewed for a book on Hitler's sex life. None revealed a missing testicle. I might add that medical records of Hitler's doppelgangers were found in the Fuhrer bunker along with one dead body outside shot in the head execution style, not through the mouth. The British like to perpetuate lies about Hitler, Enigma, and German technology at the end of the war. I wouldn't take an auction house document as anything serious despite who claims what. Too many other sources refute it.

@ Rob: I'm sorry to hear that your wast base of WW2 knowledge seems to have prevented you from enjoying this wacky parody song and gotten you all riled up, I just wanted to parody an original I happen to like very much and enjoy listening to over and over while writing, not all songs does that for me. I came up with the title switch and the repeated "baaaall" and the "hardest nut" line while out running shortly after reading a Swedish article on the subject. Had to run with the theme from there to see if I could make a full song of it.

As for recent parodies of AC/DC's "Night of the Long Knives" it's purely coincidental that they were followed by this one, I wrote "Sweden's in Long Johns" Monday and didn't even bother to sit on it for the Friday update, the other two then just kinda followed even faster. There are really only eight lines to work with in it beside the chorus, us veterans all like to come by such songs, don't we? Ain't that what you do with Screaming Jay Hawkins? The Beatles' "Yesterday" has been my main goto for breaking writer's block on harder songs/projects, but I have a few others too and now I also have NOTLK. Besides, I would have guessed that term originated back to an older date, possible some bayonet fighting battle in the previous century, but I'll take your word for it being a WW2 incident/meme.

NP Peter, did you look at the ratings? I was first to 555 this!!!

Last comment. Common sense. If Hitler had lost a testicle in battle in 1916, don't you think his German Army buddies would have knew it? They too went on record to deny British and French lies about Hitler with French prostitutes and STDs. In fact, Hitler stayed in the trenches and read books and played with his dog Fuchsl, a captured Brit terrier. Asked about Anti-semitism from his youth? Not a word in all the war. So much for lies. If one is gonna vilify someone as a monster, it's probably best to take a look at their entire life being honest. I put my 8th grade teacher to shame by listing 10 good things about Hitler- the person. He was infuriated because his parents were killed by the Nazis in Poland. And I reminded him of the Soviet participation and massacre. I was 13 at the time. Needless to say, but I aced history.

Just finished reading a book about Hitler's psychology. The author buys the undescended testicle theory and a lot of Freudianism. By itself, I can't imagine that a missing ball, by itself, would hinder his abilities to engage in sex. Or even reproduce. It only takes one.

:-)

I'd never heard the OS, and it's pretty much instantly forgotten, but this is definitely an improvement, very good use of the original and who knows? Maybe the missing ball was the cause of all that brouhaha...