I love drivin’ a big truck
To the sushi bar
Dodge Ram or GMC
But never a sports car
Cuz I’ve got my flashing lights
For all those roadside rocks
Gotta get back into Prince George
In a race against the clock

And all the kids
From Alberta
Can watch me throw
Out a pizza

I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am

Jake is driving to Bear Lake
This is some serious stress
Can he even find the way
Gotta get him a GPS
If directions aren’t your forte
Then I’m the one to tell
I need him up in Bear Lake
I don’t want him down in Quesnel

I don’t have
No amnesia
I just want
To throw out a pizza

I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am

I just got a call from Skye
She don’t wanna work with Hal
He wants to use a Sharpie
But she wants to use a felt
It's like teaching kindergarten
The problems I have to solve
Will you read the fucking manual
Can I call this one resolved

I don’t care
If your name is Lisa
I will still
Throw out this pizza

I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am

Now the day is almost done
Time to get something to eat
Show up at Daddy-O’s
I’ve got the executive’s seat
I ordered too much food
I was full long ago
I can’t take it all with me
Guess where’s this pizza’s gonna go

You should know
It’s not just pizza
I also throw
Out lasagna

I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
I am a geologist
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am
That's who I am, that's who I am, that's who I am