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Song Parodies -> "Haven't Had A Wank All Day"
Original Song Title:
"Haven't Had A Drink All Day"
Original Performer:
Toby Keith
Parody Song Title:
"Haven't Had A Wank All Day"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
As a retiree in the not to distant future, but with Amiright comeback plans gone up in smoke (apparently), what ever am I gonna do with all that spare time on my hands?
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Squeezing by a latina with a lovely behind
I had a load in my nutsack but too much on my mind
So I was saving, holding the entire way
I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
Ran into amazons that were tens all and one
They had golden hair, clevage and were tanned by sun
I should be hard, damn, yeah, but it's off today
I had wood this morning but I'm getting to be old and gray
The morale I ride is if they're outta school
I think them pretty girls legit if they make me drool
I used to spank meat and I'd pull a sock to pollinate
Too sad; I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
I've gone through MILFs at Hooters in ways Popes thinks sin
Once a hematoma shafted up my one and oldest friend
It's nuts now, I think not OK, yeah
I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
Sex drive?
Got home to free my soldier loose at 10 PM
The baby oil, me and the lube and my friend in my hand
Good to see my gland regenerate, yeah
I had wood this morning but in bed I hadn't time to stay
I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
Said, I had wood this morning now it's time to get it out the way
I had a load in my nutsack but too much on my mind
So I was saving, holding the entire way
I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
Ran into amazons that were tens all and one
They had golden hair, clevage and were tanned by sun
I should be hard, damn, yeah, but it's off today
I had wood this morning but I'm getting to be old and gray
The morale I ride is if they're outta school
I think them pretty girls legit if they make me drool
I used to spank meat and I'd pull a sock to pollinate
Too sad; I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
I've gone through MILFs at Hooters in ways Popes thinks sin
Once a hematoma shafted up my one and oldest friend
It's nuts now, I think not OK, yeah
I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
Sex drive?
Got home to free my soldier loose at 10 PM
The baby oil, me and the lube and my friend in my hand
Good to see my gland regenerate, yeah
I had wood this morning but in bed I hadn't time to stay
I had wood this morning but I haven't had a wank all day
Said, I had wood this morning now it's time to get it out the way
© Peter Andersson.
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