La-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie

Honestly, I never thought that you would ever
Be this friggin' stupid, right, eh-eh
You've jumped to conclusions, it's a sad delusion
I'm no creature of the night
I stay up 'til the mornin' 'cause I suck at sleepin'
It's not because I'm drainin' blood vessels each evenin'
Such a bizarre "J'accuse!", laugh so hard that I'm weepin'
At least I would but that means pain

Surprised you'd do this, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
Just because I passed on the sauce with the garlic
It doesn't mean I lack a soul or a real heart
So before one of us becomes the departed
Stop this stupid farce, don't run through my heart
Surprised you'd do this, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me

In circles, we're goin', literal and spoken
By this theory, you're consumed, eh, ayy
Point at my incisors, say they're a size larger
Than the av'rage person's tooth
So what if they're both longer? There's so many reasons
A quirk of my genetics, so what I'm not needin'
Is you bein' a fool with a sharp stick, I'm leavin'
As soon as you start actin' sane

This is so stupid, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
Can't believe I lived for so long with a dipshit
Who's standin' there and claims that my smell tipped him off
Runnin' water? That's not the answer, you big twit
Baths can suck it, 'cause I'm a werewolf, Mark
This is so stupid, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me, la-la-la-lie, la-la-la-lie
You're stakin' me