He-ey
He-e-e-e-ey
He-e-e-e-ey

Oh shit, the pain
It's still throbbing in my puny brain
I guess it could be the blisters
That stopped the higher functions of my mind
I count sixteen
They're not spread evenly, I'm such an utter dweeb
I know it's not important
My OCD makes it torture
They're all on the right

Painful blisters
My day's down the shitter
Cause they're really gross, hurts, you know
How they got there I do not know
Painful blisters
I've no vested int'rest in the pus in you-ou
Oh my

He-ey
He-e-e-e-ey
He-e-e-e-ey

So I whine
Bout how they make my shoes not fit right, really
Ruining my complexion
Hurt more than OneDirection
I cannot lie I I-I-I-I
It's not a jest
Looks like something's about to burst out of my chest
So stop laughin', dude
I'd punch you, you heartless wanker
But the knuckle pus would spurt into my eyes

Painful blisters
Freaky mutant pimples
There's some on my toes, sucks, you know
Since my pain threshold's really low
Painful blisters
Too much of a sissy to take pins to you-ou
Oh my

They're why I'm refusin' hugs
Cause I don't wanna smear pus on me
Was I bit by a bug?
Or some weird disease I ain't heard of?
Could be, or I've eaten too much food with grease
Attacked in my sleep by some bees
Don't know much 'bout biology, you see

Painful blisters
Really hard to miss 'em
Cause they're huge, you know, really gross
There's no more on the way, I hope
Painful blisters
Wish they would just piss off, I'd prefer the flu, that's right
Painful blisters
And I'm kinda skint, can't see the doc, I'm screwed
It's shite
He-ey
He-e-e-e-ey
He-e-e-e-ey
So shite
He-ey
He-e-e-e-ey
He-e-e-e-ey
Real shite