-> "Playing With Squirt Guns"
Original Song Title:
"Alien Earthlings"
Parody Song Title:
"Playing With Squirt Guns"
The Lyrics
We took our cars, met at the ocean
For tan on skin, and some hours with bae
Blue open skies, horny emotions
We shoulda picked a secret beach
We need relief, from the blankets we scorch on
Play ducks and drakes, sweat in the heat
She takes a dive, chilling her red thong
We're out of doors, it's time to skeet
Will we ever cool down?
We play with our squirt guns
Crazed out, under lack of ozone
Hidebound maturity's on the run
Later we might cool down
From playing with squirt guns
Glazed out, in an algae type tone
Tar from sedulity in the sun
Bae is on the shore with me
(Got shoved, sort of)
She's as hot as she can be
(Got doved, kind of)
I'm going down, another revival
No time for tweets, ignore birds and bees
We're both to blame, our wetware is wired
To run the charts, and hit the streams
Can we make a third round?
Still play with our squirt guns
All-out, as we're hot in the zone
Home bound can wait 'til the day is done
Maybe we'll be tazed down
While emptying squirt guns
Called out, as the fuses are blown
Beach-bummed security sends us home
Bae is going home with me
(She's shoved, sort of)
She's as wet as she can be
(She's doved, kind of)
Etc
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