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Song Parodies -> "Zoom"
Original Song Title:
"Bloom"
Original Performer:
Troye Sivan
Parody Song Title:
"Zoom"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
It's all well and good to appreciate the background details...maybe make sure everyone's on board first, though?
You can tell me it's a problem but there's so much to show ya
I've worn out six pause buttons, I'll get the cash I owe ya
'Fraid it's true, buddy, need a new remote, it's true, buddy
But I can't help it, man, I must stare, tend to lose my composure
When I see somethin' back there, I can't just play it slower
What a view, buddy, ev'ry frame is such a view, buddy
I just need to take the sights in and that's right now
Though I know you'll wanna slap me, start a throwdown
'Cause you want to watch the movie, buddy, get that now
Will take a while, will take a while
'Cause I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Yeah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Come on, buddy, the background is awesome, why is it a problem? I swear, you're such a whiner
When I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
I love the details squeezed in, they really took their whole time
Can say it's for no reason, toss "for art" then you're right
Ain't true, buddy, they had love for what they do, buddy
Can't believe you would dismiss the work they put down
Like a big tool, attitude that isn't fair now
If you want to not give one rat's ass, you can walk out
'Cause that ain't right, simply ain't right
Man, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Yeah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Live-action, CG, 2D, don't care what medium, I'll stare lots, must you fetch out a timer
When I zoom, I zoom on each view? I zoom, yeah, on each view, yeah, on each view
I zoom on each view
I zoom on each view (maybe, maybe I should wait a bit since you hate me)
Maybe, maybe I should wait for solo views, maybe
Nah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Yeah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
There's no way my finger's gonna hold on, slammin' that pause button, the details are pure fire
So I zoom, I zoom on each view? I zoom, yeah, on each view, yeah, on each view
I zoom on each view, I zoom on each view, on each view
I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
I've worn out six pause buttons, I'll get the cash I owe ya
'Fraid it's true, buddy, need a new remote, it's true, buddy
But I can't help it, man, I must stare, tend to lose my composure
When I see somethin' back there, I can't just play it slower
What a view, buddy, ev'ry frame is such a view, buddy
I just need to take the sights in and that's right now
Though I know you'll wanna slap me, start a throwdown
'Cause you want to watch the movie, buddy, get that now
Will take a while, will take a while
'Cause I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Yeah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Come on, buddy, the background is awesome, why is it a problem? I swear, you're such a whiner
When I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
I love the details squeezed in, they really took their whole time
Can say it's for no reason, toss "for art" then you're right
Ain't true, buddy, they had love for what they do, buddy
Can't believe you would dismiss the work they put down
Like a big tool, attitude that isn't fair now
If you want to not give one rat's ass, you can walk out
'Cause that ain't right, simply ain't right
Man, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Yeah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Live-action, CG, 2D, don't care what medium, I'll stare lots, must you fetch out a timer
When I zoom, I zoom on each view? I zoom, yeah, on each view, yeah, on each view
I zoom on each view
I zoom on each view (maybe, maybe I should wait a bit since you hate me)
Maybe, maybe I should wait for solo views, maybe
Nah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Yeah, I zoom, I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
There's no way my finger's gonna hold on, slammin' that pause button, the details are pure fire
So I zoom, I zoom on each view? I zoom, yeah, on each view, yeah, on each view
I zoom on each view, I zoom on each view, on each view
I zoom on each view, I zoom, yeah, on each view
Computer...ENHANCE!
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Maybe not that specific song (I've got a massive list of songs to do with a big ol' rigamarole of how I get to them) but I could possible expand on the subject matter a bit. Maybe one about focusing on what the background extras are up to, one about where the details aren't up to snuff. Thanks for the suggestion!
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