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Song Parodies -> "CHILD"

Original Song Title:

"WILD"

Original Performer:

Troye Sivan ft. Alessia Cara

Parody Song Title:

"CHILD"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When a man looks like a boy...it kinda sucks.
Child, child (uh-uh-huh), hey!

Front door knocks, same result: "Is your mom home?"
Honestly, it wears me down, down
No way to convince 'em I've dropped my balls, voice is real low
But that's still yet to shut out doubt
I can't chill at any pool's deep end, get rescued from "drownin'", it's mad
Don't get why you think it's cool, oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

How dare you say it's good when you go places I wish I could, oh-oh-oh
I look like a child
I always catch a cab 'cause whenever I drive around, I get flagged, oh-oh-oh
Look like a child
Look like a damn child, child, child (child, hey!)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child, look like a damn child

Child, child (uh-uh-huh), hey!

This is why votin' time is so hard
Have to mail in mine
Should be a perk, I know, all those long lines are not for me
But the bright side that you're seein' is the barest silver-ish line
I can't get real trashed on the weekend, barman's always cardin' my ass
He has to, he's not a tool, oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Always get nasty looks 'cause of my tattoos and bag of kush, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I look like a child (hey!)
It sucks to deal with that and false arrests because of this face I have, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Look like a child (hey!)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child (child)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child (hey!)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child (child, hey!)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child

Sure, my friends all say that my play should be to never shave
Won't look like a damn child, look like a damn child
I wish I could, mate, I'm afraid my boss wants me clean-shaved
Still look like a damn child, look like a damn child (child, hey!)

Trust me, man, if I could, I'd have a wizard beard, would feel good, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Won't look like a child (like a damn child, hey!)
No-Shave November's rad 'cause then I look my age and thus can get smashed, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Look like a child (like a damn child, hey!)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child (really hard to get dates)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah, hey!)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child (old ladies pinch my face)
Look like a damn child (child), child, child (yeah-eah, look like a damn child)

Child, child (uh-uh-huh)
Child, hey!

Kinda weird that this remix isn't labelled as a remix. It's just hey, now we've got Alessia Cara on here. Not saying it's a bad song, just a quirk I noticed.

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