One day I found him at the park
I picked him up and he started to bark
Took him home, and he pooped on my rug
My dad said to scold him but I just gave him a hug
My dad looked at us and he gave us snark
I've got a dog, a dog named Bark

Check it out, my mom and Bark don't get along one bit
She said to get rid of him, well I sure threw a fit
Bark loves to sleep on my bed
Last year he licked my cousin right on his head
Well guess what? We love to watch Iron Man, with Tony Stark
I've got a dog, a dog named Bark
I've got a dog, a dog named Bark

Once at the park, Bark accidentally ran into a tree
He bit a squirrel's eyes, now it can't see
He begged at the table, so I gave him bacon
He'll plays dead, he plays dead, he plays dead, he plays dead, he plays dead, don't he's just fakin'!

He chased a car that used to belong to my favorite aunt
He thought he could swim, but he sure can't
My dad had to jump in the pool, and save him
We're closer than we've ever been
I don't mean to brag, but he's a better dog than Mark's

I've got a dog, a dog named Bark
I've got a dog, a dog named Bark
I really, really, really smart
A dog named Bark

Let's love Bark, boys!