Irritation...

When you're bathing in the tub
Kid, You had better shut up
Kid, You had better shut up
Kid, You had better shut up

And at church we'll be snubbed
Don't cause a fuss
Don't cause a fuss
Don't cause a fuss

That's why I hit the pub
You're obnoxious
You're obnoxious
You're obnoxious

Babysitting really sucks
Kids shouldn't cuss
Kids shouldn't cuss
Kids shouldn't cuss

Each time they scream and shout
I pull my hair out
They stomp and pout, Said "Eat your sprouts!"
They're whinin: "No-Eee-No-Eee-No-Eee-No!!!"
Keep whinin": "No-Eee-No-Eee-No-Eee-No!!!"

I hear them scream and shout
They're not that devout
They'll stick tongues out right from their snouts
I'm sighin': "Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh"

Want to cold, cold clock 'em but I really can't
Their folks are rich

Silence!
Silence!
Silence!
Irritation!

Little trolls
Start fake crying when on a stroll
Have a tantrum for G.I Joes
A disaster if I spend the dough (Oh no)

Hell no!
Off your feet now you're on the floor
Kick and fuss and disrupt the store
Want more stuff, Don't they know I'm broke (Broke, broke)

Hell no!
Shut your mouth, Close it now!
I don't care if you whine and pout
Just shut up till we're at your house (Ha-house)

Hell no!
Sippy cup you threw at me now
Tiny bro, Don't make another sound
That screaming hurts your throat, It's
Irritation

At McDonalds for some grub
You'd better shut the hell up
You'd better shut the hell up
You'd better shut the hell up

When you get a hair cut
Don't cause a fuss
Don't cause a fuss
Don't cause a fuss

When we're at the park with the shrubs
Then kid go have fun
Then kid go have fun
Then kid go have fun

When we're picking out new duds
Don't you dare cuss
Don't you dare cuss
Don't you dare cuss

I hear them scream and shout
And knock displays down
They're short and stout and act like louts
They're whinin: "No-Eee-No-Eee-No-Eee-No!!!"
Keep whinin: "No-Eee-No-Eee-No-Eee-No!!!"

I hear them scream and shout
There's never a drought
Of screams and shouts
They make me frown
I'm beggin: "No please, no please, no please, no"

Hear that loud, loud squawking you'd better scram
My nerves all twitch

Silence!
Silence!
Silence!

It goes on and on and on and on
Your mom and dad are out on a bender
It blows my mind, You sure are no splendor
You never power down, I
Hope they are big spenders

Cause kiddie, It goes on and on and on and on
When it's bed time I'll make sure you're tethered
Your high pitched cries are never slender
Slender, slender, slender, slender

You gotta scream and shout
Until there's no doubt
You'll stomp and pout all just to flout
You're whinin: "No-Eee-No-Eee-No-Eee-No!!!"
Keep whinin: "No-Eee-No-Eee-No-Eee-No!!!"

Throw a plate of beans and trout
It's down with the grout
You'll scream and shout you're no boy scout
I'm beggin: "No please, no please, no please, no"
Still beggin: "No please, no please, no please, no"

I hear you scream and shout
There's no other route
Won't stuff your snout with sauerkraut
You're whinin: "No-Eee-No-Eee-No-Eee-No!!!"

Hear that front door knockin', Your folks are back
I'm filthy rich!