Might be a ta-a-ad stra-ange to say on the we-eb
But I've gotta be real honest: I've watched zero Star Tre-ek
I don't think i-i-i-it's la-ame or boring or cra-ap
I just haven't gotten round to seeing any Star Tre-ek
No, I've seen no Star Trek

Yes, it's true
I've seen jack-all, dude, no Enterprise crew
Do I like Kirk or Picard? I have no clue
Barely know the cast
Of the first series, let alone the last
And watchin' them all would be quite the task
Can't take it up
Don't have much int'rest, could call me indiff'rent
That's not to say that I feel any hate
For people who love the show, no way (absolutely no damn way)
Uh

Though I'm aware that it's the standard of standard nerd shows to watch
And I'm kind of a dork, that's not a thing that I'll deny
But I don't know ev'ry kind of Enterprise

Know it may sou-ou-ound stra-ange to say on the ne-et
But I just don't have the warp drive to watch any Star Tre-ek (zero Star Trek)
I have seen Fa-a-a-arsca-ape (well, a chunk of Farscape)
I'd say I'm a fa-an (show was awesome)
But I'm still a bit reluctant to go and watch Star Tre-ek (I told you)
So I've seen no Star Trek

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah)

I know nothin' 'bout Janeway
The voyages she went on
What's a Romulan exactly?
I know Vulcans and Klingons
Yeah, there's wikis I could be scopin'
But bothered, I just could not (put in effort, I just could not)
Major failin' as a nerd
To know nothin' about Chekov
I've heard Insurrection blows
And that Nemesis sure bombed
But to sit down and watch each
Film's somethin' I keep puttin' off (I always keep puttin' off)

I know that George Takei is awesome but knowledge ain't what I got
I don't even know what Sulu did on the ship besides
Takin' his shirt off and fencin' that one time

At this point, I-I'm quite oka-ay, yeah
Still not watchin' this sci-i-fi sho-ow
But then, who knows, one da-ay
I mi-ight gi-i-ive it a-a-a go, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh

For now I'll sti-i-ill sa-ay that I can depe-end
On not needing to know anything more about Star Tre-ek
In all my we-e-e-eb da-ays, I've never been ta-asked
To know more than the mere basics when it comes to Star Tre-ek
I've still seen no Star Tre-ek

Oh-oh-oh-oh (uh), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah-eah)
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ya) ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ya) (no need to see Star Trek) (uh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (seen no Star Tre-e-e-ee-ek)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah, yeah, oh-oh)
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (uh-huh) ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah)
No need to see Star Trek (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)