-> "Flabs Bounce"
Original Song Title:
"Bedrock"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Flabs Bounce"
Parody Written by:
Daniel Mizrahi
The Lyrics
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce boy
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I got that big Mac
And that large fries
I eat all of that shit, for most of the time
So now my clothes don't fit
They are so tight
Just like these rhymes
Yeah You know I am right
I just can't leave this store
Cause I love to eat
I can't go running back in forth
Cause of my ass, you see
As I come out the door
It's such a catastrophe
Mcdonalds thieves
Steal the food from me
I'm way too fat to walk so I take the sub way
I'm your fat boy
And let's roll away
With all my flabs
Which take up outer space
I eat way too much fudge
That's why I'm over weight
I'm chuba Chuba
I need to cut down
On food like burgers
Bigger than the earth
I eat mcdonalds
Cuz I know I'm fat
And I got a big Mac
In my grocery bag
Ooo fatty
I been eating too much food
Fatty
I swear I'll even eat a dude
Fatty
My flabs are my moms house
Call me fat Albert
I can make my flabs bounce
Oooo I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce boy
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
Ok I get it when I eat I just get fatter
Maybe it's time to say that I am just a fat turd
You say I'm fat, u probably right
I'm eating 20 cheeseburgers most Friday nights
I such a fatty like
Me at a taco night
I even eat a brunch
And I can't win a fight
They'll say dude u gotta stop u the fattest
But I just keep eating till I pop or till breakfast
I'd love to eat some food
Filled with much salami
I'll even eat my sock
Long as it's not soggy
I'm at chipotle and I eat more than anybody
Damn I gotta watch my fat, cuz I'm not quite a hotty
I even stand in line just to get a burger
And when I see my ass buns I get a huge ass heart burn
And I can't disappear, cuz any satellite can spot me
O those were my fries? I thought they smelt like ass turds
Ooo fatty
I been eating too much food
Fatty
I swear I'll even eat a dude
Fatty
My flabs are my moms house
Call me fat Albert
I can make my flabs bounce
Oooo I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
Oooo I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce boy
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I like eating
Records I'm beating
Best at burger king
Always eating with friends
When I am trapped in
My house cuz I'm so big
I watch the eating show
On the famous food network
My food supply ends
And I kill the king
Devotion, to the notion
Of roasting
Steak and pork
Eat it
I eat my bread with toasters
Eating more than I'm supposed to
Call me fatso you insult me
I said don't you ever say this
I too fat and too focused
To be cutting, down on doses
When I ate this I enjoyed it
All this food keeps me hopen
That I'll eat it
When you baked this I wasn't eating at the moment
Uh I got 80 fries but I'm still not full
Can't be dependent on the food I own
Hey nuggets um I mean burgers
Well that's what they are
How I taste it is how I eat it yeah
Look at how I eat yah I know I'm fat
Make that burrito before I feel bad
I'm not very fast less it's a eating mile
give me cookie crisps or ima take you down
Ooo fatty
I been eating too much food
Fatty
I swear I'll even eat a dude
Fatty
My flabs are my moms house
Call me fat Albert
I can make my flabs bounce
Oooo I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
Oooo I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce boy
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
Ooo fatty
I been eating too much food
Fatty
I swear I'll even eat a dude
Fatty
My flabs are my moms house
Call me fat Albert
I can make my flabs bounce
Oooo I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
Oooo I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce boy
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
I-I -I-I can make my flabs bounce
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