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Song Parodies -> "Laundry Pods"
Original Song Title:
"Pillowtalk"
Original Performer:
ZAYN
Parody Song Title:
"Laundry Pods"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
So according to the News the newest craze amongst teenagers is to chomp down onto Tide laundry pods and film the results. Obviously... This is very stupid, reckless and dangerous to their health but for Youtube views and fame and popularity kids do really stupid things!
My... good... Lord...
That Tide flows... From their mouth holes...
Bite... like... sharks...
Torn to shards... Like Jell-O
Extremely insane ripped like a thresher
That soapy gross goo covers their teeth, Foamy with suds
Making breath fresher
Should shove this stuff on clothes... Not right in your face
Don't dump this strange gunk on your food
This lump's a lethal dose... Don't bite that damn case!
Don't chug a whole cup, You're a loon!
What's wrong with these teenagers?!?!
This new craze has sealed our fears!
They'll graze detergent smears
Yeah, Senseless endeavours!
A craze that's immature, So quirky and dumb!
Parents all dread this wave, Dread this wave, Dread this wave
Sucking down laundry suds
Their health is compromised... Since they're all arseholes
Their health is compromised.... Since they're all arseholes
Laundry Pods!
The chemistry is deadly!
Glisteners!
Doctors scream: "It's a killer!"
They're lacking a brain when these are severed
These dummies are doomed, Think that it's clean makin' 'em bust
Dead on stretcher
This jug is meant for clothes... That Tide's such a waste
Let's slug and knock out stupid youths!
What's wrong with these teenagers?!?!
This new craze has sealed our fears!
We'll gaze at them and sneer
Yeah, Reckless behavior!
Amazed by the allure... They're filling their jaws
They'll wind up dead one day, Dead one day, Dead one day
Choking on laundry pods
Absurd appetite's... Shot on a cell phone
Absurd appetite's... Shot on a cell phone
Terrorized, terrorized, terrorized, terrorized
Soap foam, Soap foam, Soap foam, Soap foam
Parasites, parasites, parasites, parasites
Tombstone, Tombstone, Tombstone, Tombstone
What's wrong with these teenagers?!
This new craze has sealed our fears!
That space between their ears
Jam-packed like a dumpster!
Their brains are all manure, Thing's squirting when gnawed
Bags will be shred and spray, shred and spray, shed and spray
Plucking these laundry pods
Taste ain't very nice but love to be shown
Taste ain't very nice... But love to be shown
That Tide flows... From their mouth holes...
Bite... like... sharks...
Torn to shards... Like Jell-O
Extremely insane ripped like a thresher
That soapy gross goo covers their teeth, Foamy with suds
Making breath fresher
Should shove this stuff on clothes... Not right in your face
Don't dump this strange gunk on your food
This lump's a lethal dose... Don't bite that damn case!
Don't chug a whole cup, You're a loon!
What's wrong with these teenagers?!?!
This new craze has sealed our fears!
They'll graze detergent smears
Yeah, Senseless endeavours!
A craze that's immature, So quirky and dumb!
Parents all dread this wave, Dread this wave, Dread this wave
Sucking down laundry suds
Their health is compromised... Since they're all arseholes
Their health is compromised.... Since they're all arseholes
Laundry Pods!
The chemistry is deadly!
Glisteners!
Doctors scream: "It's a killer!"
They're lacking a brain when these are severed
These dummies are doomed, Think that it's clean makin' 'em bust
Dead on stretcher
This jug is meant for clothes... That Tide's such a waste
Let's slug and knock out stupid youths!
What's wrong with these teenagers?!?!
This new craze has sealed our fears!
We'll gaze at them and sneer
Yeah, Reckless behavior!
Amazed by the allure... They're filling their jaws
They'll wind up dead one day, Dead one day, Dead one day
Choking on laundry pods
Absurd appetite's... Shot on a cell phone
Absurd appetite's... Shot on a cell phone
Terrorized, terrorized, terrorized, terrorized
Soap foam, Soap foam, Soap foam, Soap foam
Parasites, parasites, parasites, parasites
Tombstone, Tombstone, Tombstone, Tombstone
What's wrong with these teenagers?!
This new craze has sealed our fears!
That space between their ears
Jam-packed like a dumpster!
Their brains are all manure, Thing's squirting when gnawed
Bags will be shred and spray, shred and spray, shed and spray
Plucking these laundry pods
Taste ain't very nice but love to be shown
Taste ain't very nice... But love to be shown
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Timely! The best meme I've seen for this was "Why are kids eating the pods when there's cotton candy in the walls?" The early favorite for the Darwin Awards Group Award.
Maybe it's an anti-Trump statement from the younguns? I mean, it's laundry pods, and if the kids survive them melting in their GI-tracts they'll all end up with VERY clean sh*tholes...
>BR>That might have been my worst pun comment ever - sorry!
>BR>That might have been my worst pun comment ever - sorry!
Why don't they lie down on the center line of the highway instead? There were warnings about these laundry detergent pods before when little children mistook them for candy with hazardous results. But kids who should know better are eating them on purpose. There is nothing so stupid that someone won't do it on youtube. Look for "Bottle Rocket Buttcrack".
And in a related story... https://www.isitnormal.com/post/is-it-normal-that-i-love-eating-dryer-lint--166586
One of the most classic TV commercials recently features this very topic: a mother sees here toddler handling some Tide Pods (TM) and quickly takes it away from the child. That mom obviously cares for her children. Too many people take foolish risks, thinking, perhaps, "nothing's gonna happen to me"--but, sadly, something does happen. Don't risk your life or health--leave the Tide or any other detergent for the wash!
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