-> "Valkyrie"
Original Song Title:
"Clarity"
Parody Song Title:
"Valkyrie"
The Lyrics
A war weary battle maid
Red Brotherhood was her life
Pirate, Aquilonian
Striking beauty- sacrificed
Cat-like stealth, larcenous past
Loved Conan the Cimmerian
She struck her blows lightning fast
Hit the snake cult, killed their men
Brigand, just another thief
Stealing gems with utmost speed
Fighting on relentlessly
In flight as the arrow flies
Lithe, with body so lovely
Her crimson stones so shiny
Conan was her destiny, but
poison caused her breath to cease
For Conan, a tragedy
Thulsa Doom insanity
Savage inhumanity, yet
returned as mighty Valkyrie
Battle mounds, of torment- pain
Hammer, sword of evil men
Blinded, Rexor hits the ground
Conan saved by “vision” friend
[A familiar voice]
“Do you want to live forever?”
Valeria, sweet Valkyrie
Shimmering, with attitude
With Conan had a love so deep
Sword of justice, sweeping move
Evil thwarted, Conan stood
Sliced and diced Rexor so good...
Hacked and mauled Rexor so good...
VALERIA!!!
Lithe, with body so lovely
Her crimson stones so shiny
Conan was her destiny, but
poison caused her breath to cease
For Conan, a tragedy
Thulsa Doom insanity
Savage inhumanity, yet
returned as mighty Valkyrie
Returns as mighty Valkyrie
Sword blow was a mighty deed
Lead Conan to victory
Back from the dead. CROM!!! Indeed!!!
For Conan, a tragedy
Thulsa Doom insanity
Savage inhumanity, yet
returns the mighty Valkyrie
Forever, HIS mighty Valkyrie
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