-> "Sees of New Assyria"
Original Song Title:
"Lees of Old Virginia"
Original Performer:
1776 Broadway Cast
Parody Song Title:
"Sees of New Assyria"
Parody Written by:
fajubi
The Lyrics
See:
My name is Mahmoud Ibn See; Assyria is my home
My name is Mahmoud Ibn See; Virginia ain’t my home
And may his horses turn to glue if I can deliver
Unto you a resolution on mathetocracy!
For I am TFA, the third family
In the Eastern colony of Assyria
Yes I am TFA, not the first family
in the newest colony in America
And may the British burn my sand if I can't deliver
To your hand a resolution on mathetocracy!
You see it's here-a-See, nay-a-Lee
And everywhere-a-See-a-See
Noocra-See, Meritocra-See, Logocra-See, Robocra-See
Democra-See, Kritocra-See, Autocra-See, Technocra-See
The TFA, the third family
In the Eastern colony of Assyria
And may his wife refuse my bed if I can't deliver
As I said a resolution on mathetocracy
They say that my friend Allah is everybody's God
I'll admit that my friend Allah in heaven is everybody's God
But I tell you, John, with pride, he leans
A little on the side of the Sees, the Sees of new Assyria!
You see it's here-a-See, nay-a-Lee
And everywhere-a-See-a-See
Here-a-See, nay-a-Lee
And everywhere-a-See
Look out! There's Ali See, Behzad See
And good ole Caliph Hami See
Yaghoub See, Jalil See
Franklin:
And Mahmoud I.!
See:
That's me!
And may my blood stop running blue if I can't deliver
Unto you a resolution on mathetocracy!
Yes sir, by God, it's here-a-See, nay-a-Lee
Come on men join in with me!
Here-a-See, nay-a-Lee!
Franklin:
When do you leave?
Lee:
I will call Joe C.
Here-a-See, nay-a-Lee!
Franklin:
When will you return?
See:
We’ll-See!
Here-a-See, nay-a-Lee!
And I'll come back possibly!
Here-a-See, nay-a-Lee!
Everywhere a-See-a-See
Forward no!
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