-> "Eatin' Subs"
Original Song Title:
"Up In Da Club"
Parody Song Title:
"Eatin' Subs"
The Lyrics
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Jared
eat at Subway
i'm gon' lose weight and eat at Subway
i'm gon' eat salami cuz we at Subway
and you know I don't eat that junk
if it's not Subway!
(Chorus 2X)
You can fing me eating subs, stomach full of
Teriaki, look it's the best if you're into healthy grub
I'm into losin' weight, I don't want to be a tub
so come and eat a sub if you into losin' chubs
When I get hungry at lunch, I fill up on subs
when I want double meat, I get it on some turkey club
Subway heard I lost some weight, now they wanna show me love
When you don't eat Eminem's it's easy to lose you're gut
But homie you know I've changed weight down, slimmed up
I see that triple cold cut and you know i'm orderin' it up
If you watch how I moved you'da thought I was a big fat blimp
been losing a few pounds now I'm a skinny shrimp
eatin' good now the ladies saying "Jared you hot"
they like me and it's cuz a all the weight i dropped
I used to tell them I'd be skinny and they said i was loco
cuz my pants used to put my waist up in a chokehold
i'm feelin' focused man, my tummy's on my mind
got a treadmill lost 2 bills and i'm still on the grind
now shawty said she feelin' my style, she feelin my diet
her girlfriend wanna get skinny and she ready to try it (oooookk)
(Chorus 2X)
You can fing me eating subs, stomach full of
Teriaki, look it's the best if you're into healthy grub
I'm into losin' weight, I don't want to be a tub
so come and eat a sub if you into losin' chubs
My commercial brought me the doe
that bought me all my brand new clothes
my pants, my belts, my shirts, my shoes
look homie I done lost weight and I look great
And you should love it, way more than you hate it
Oh you mad? cuz i can finally see my *beep* when i'm naked
I'm that cat by the salad bar eating real light
you that *beep* who's sub is on white
when i walk up into Subway you know that it's on
I get my sandwhich and in a few minutes it's gone
if you're losing calories, man just let em' burn
if the talk is about cholestrol I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what dates told me they said "please hit a diet up"
but if they hate they overweight
turn the scale dial up
or we can go upside there head wit a 12 inch sub
come on you where i be
hahaha, don't act like you don't know where we be neither
i'm walking to Subway all the time...bout' to shed the weight off
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.0 | |
How Funny: | 4.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.6 | |
|
Total Votes: | 14 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 4 | |
| 1 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 4 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 5 | | 7 | |
| 11 | |
| 10 | |
|
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.