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Song Parodies -> "Hello Cyber Paparazzi!"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"
Original Performer:
Alan Sherman
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Cyber Paparazzi!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
You know Twitter's gone mainstream when right wing politicians *and* the Goth scene depend on it! [ YouTube version of OS ]
Hello Cyber Paparazzi!
~ sung by Goth Girl ~
What's up Cyber
Paparazzi?
*Really*? Tito
kamakazi'd!?!
Since I crave 'news'
sans compunctions
I've gone gaga for your blog: "Jackson 'Malfunctions'!"
We Goth 'net heads'
Love your Twitters
When celebs die
in their $hitters
'Cause, unlike those
TV newsies,
You'll Tweet pics of stars who've croaked in their jacuzzis!
Dark_Dirt_Dateline's™
'Scandal Swami'
Twit me: "Jolie's
surr'gate mommy
just arrived from
Argentina
where she swears she had 'that Gov'ner' archin' een 'er!"
I'll admit my
latest pleasure--
learning Malden's
thong was leather!
But did spit-take
On my Milton
from your Tweet: "Mays died while 'checked into' Ms. Hilton!"
Tor-rid pace!
Oh pretty please Twit
on my Face-
Book-- you're my 'Voltaire'
of Hot Dish
So please don't pull the plug
I'm hooked; and 'Gothip' is my drug!
Scrounge more scoop
Oh Rable-razzi!
"Puf-fy poops"
is news, not quasi--
in my view
you guys are awful--swell
Although, no doubt you'll rot in hell!
Tweet a'nudder
load a fodder!
Twit 'em weirder,
Twit 'em odder!!
'Cause this hopeless
Gothip junky
Needs to know why Prince adopted MJ's monkey!
Wait a minute...
You got famous?!
Went legit? You
Ignoramus!
Now you've left me
prayin' Rather
will go Goth and Tweet me 'Danny's_Bleakest_Blather'!
~
~ sung by Goth Girl ~
What's up Cyber
Paparazzi?
*Really*? Tito
kamakazi'd!?!
Since I crave 'news'
sans compunctions
I've gone gaga for your blog: "Jackson 'Malfunctions'!"
We Goth 'net heads'
Love your Twitters
When celebs die
in their $hitters
'Cause, unlike those
TV newsies,
You'll Tweet pics of stars who've croaked in their jacuzzis!
Dark_Dirt_Dateline's™
'Scandal Swami'
Twit me: "Jolie's
surr'gate mommy
just arrived from
Argentina
where she swears she had 'that Gov'ner' archin' een 'er!"
I'll admit my
latest pleasure--
learning Malden's
thong was leather!
But did spit-take
On my Milton
from your Tweet: "Mays died while 'checked into' Ms. Hilton!"
Tor-rid pace!
Oh pretty please Twit
on my Face-
Book-- you're my 'Voltaire'
of Hot Dish
So please don't pull the plug
I'm hooked; and 'Gothip' is my drug!
Scrounge more scoop
Oh Rable-razzi!
"Puf-fy poops"
is news, not quasi--
in my view
you guys are awful--swell
Although, no doubt you'll rot in hell!
Tweet a'nudder
load a fodder!
Twit 'em weirder,
Twit 'em odder!!
'Cause this hopeless
Gothip junky
Needs to know why Prince adopted MJ's monkey!
Wait a minute...
You got famous?!
Went legit? You
Ignoramus!
Now you've left me
prayin' Rather
will go Goth and Tweet me 'Danny's_Bleakest_Blather'!
~
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Good send up of famous people and Twitter and good OS to choose to do so.
Wonderful celebrity roast at 555 degrees.
Inspired!
Paparazzi had to catch up with the times too?? I still think they'll stick mostly to hounding celebrities with cameras, but very well written, and funny idea to this one
Thanks JAB, FG and BAD--appreciate your V&C... now back to perfecting my simultaneous Twittering/3rd-finger gesticulating/latte-guzzling/smoking/fevered-gabbing--while driving Lombard Street maneuver--must keep up with the times!
I may not agree with what you say, but thank God I don't have to read it on some pocket device. DK what twit thought up Twitter or the name itself, but as I always said, "Common sense is quite uncommon".
OTOH, she wore a glove. ... and there are a few celebs, and non-celeb femmes, who can sit their twit on my face whenever they like!
OTOH, she wore a glove. ... and there are a few celebs, and non-celeb femmes, who can sit their twit on my face whenever they like!
I show my commitment to Affirmative Action by awarding plaintiff 555. You write song bery good for white male.
WHAT THE HECK?! I had no clue Sotomayor spends time on AmIRight! Anyways, great parody. 555
Top notch tune tack spoofing Twitter
Great job - especially liked MJ's monkey line
Voltaire - You and Thomas are quite the Paine, but quite lovable (for a French essayist). Thanks for the 'uncomment'!
Sonia - Gracias Moospocka!
DJ - Thanks... nice one yourself today
AFW - Appreciate it... still amazes me you crank out 50 to my 1!
Andy - Thanks... me thinks Bubbles has big troubles!
Sonia - Gracias Moospocka!
DJ - Thanks... nice one yourself today
AFW - Appreciate it... still amazes me you crank out 50 to my 1!
Andy - Thanks... me thinks Bubbles has big troubles!
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