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Song Parodies -> "Mary Muddah, Bless Me Faddah (A Better Bum Scamp)"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp)"
Original Performer:
Allan Sherman
Parody Song Title:
"Mary Muddah, Bless Me Faddah (A Better Bum Scamp)"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
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Mary Muddah, bless me Faddah,
I done stuff I, shouldn't ottah.
For my boss I, did some framing,
Set "Big Ray" up with a gun and slots for gaming.
I was driving, for "Joe Icy",
Dude he walloped, looked quite dicey.
Grabbed cannolis, that's my dinner,
Left the carbine at the scene, I'm quite the sinner.
Penance counselor, bade creator,
For my sake need, vindicator.
Shot a lead dose, in some jockey,
Just in time for me to get home to my gnocchis.
Said my boss wants, justa scare 'em,
Had my druthers, wouldn't spare 'em.
I dismembered, Vince "Tub-Lardy",
It's about this organized crime, I'm a party.
Corleone, the mutter faddah,
Favor's owed, comes payback, gotta.
No weaving out, I sent "The Chorist" there,
Tonight be weedin' out his lair.
Sharked a loan, broke promise, so I stole his toys,
I messed this louse, he so annoys.
On knees he begs and prays,
I'll give him one more day.
Bless me faddah, I'm not sinless,
God please bless us, please rescind this.
Let me a-tone, for my hist'ry,
Before Carmine gets his dirty thugs to hit me.
In a minute, I'll be bailing,
For my sinning, Mary's Hailing.
I'm so grateful, sins unfettered,
Bless me faddah gotta come down hard this bettor.
I done stuff I, shouldn't ottah.
For my boss I, did some framing,
Set "Big Ray" up with a gun and slots for gaming.
I was driving, for "Joe Icy",
Dude he walloped, looked quite dicey.
Grabbed cannolis, that's my dinner,
Left the carbine at the scene, I'm quite the sinner.
Penance counselor, bade creator,
For my sake need, vindicator.
Shot a lead dose, in some jockey,
Just in time for me to get home to my gnocchis.
Said my boss wants, justa scare 'em,
Had my druthers, wouldn't spare 'em.
I dismembered, Vince "Tub-Lardy",
It's about this organized crime, I'm a party.
Corleone, the mutter faddah,
Favor's owed, comes payback, gotta.
No weaving out, I sent "The Chorist" there,
Tonight be weedin' out his lair.
Sharked a loan, broke promise, so I stole his toys,
I messed this louse, he so annoys.
On knees he begs and prays,
I'll give him one more day.
Bless me faddah, I'm not sinless,
God please bless us, please rescind this.
Let me a-tone, for my hist'ry,
Before Carmine gets his dirty thugs to hit me.
In a minute, I'll be bailing,
For my sinning, Mary's Hailing.
I'm so grateful, sins unfettered,
Bless me faddah gotta come down hard this bettor.
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Hey - This wasa thata wise-a-guy who tooka da money froma da poor box a lasta week. He wuz inna sucha hurry after I heara his a confession that he wuz a hailin' Mary alla way outta da door. Iffa I see a him inna my confessional once a more I'm a gonna makea him do a sevral a hundred novenas and a pray-a da rosary about a 19 a times. Youda think that he'd a make a contribution to a the Bishop's relief fund, bat a no, he's a got a too many appointments a to keep. It's a not a like he's a gotta no money froma all the shake downs he's a do.
lmao...hilarious....i howled nonstop...my fave of the day
This parody is funny, and I give it 5's straight across. I also wrote a parody of this OS, and it is called "Hello Mother, Hello Father (Someone Stole My Ford Granada". I think that it is funny. It is located directly below this parody on today's list, and anyone can check it out and comment if they like. Rock On!
Funny mix of your 2 fave themes in one, but I regretfully have to knock you to 454 for the oddly accented beats and weird grammar.
Sir Guy, loved this! Pure Poetry! The FORD Granada line reminded me of Catherine DeNeuve's TV ad. Oh, sorry, that was FORD Monarch!
Sir Guy, how could you 'waste' Lord Vince Lombardi, the god o'Packer Might ? Wisconsites pray to him a'fore each game! But well done, Sir Guy!
This song lends itself well to your mob dialect expertise..
Funny as, Guy. Ya know, one day,one of dese guys is gonna pay youse a visit...!
Father G. Make him pray 'til you get tired. Thanks.
Alvin - Thanks, buddy, glad you go some giggles.
Andria - Sure hope you have better luck with that Grenada - I've had cars stolen from me more than once. It is expensive when this happens since the victim has to use their own insurance and pay the deductible. Glad yours was only in a parody. That's like it only being in a dream. Thanks.
Agri - Whoops, looks like you upset Carmine. I'm good with your comment. You are honest even though I don't agree with your critique since these things are basically written in mobspeak, I respect your honesty and your opinion is noted but when I do mob I do mob all the way. Thanks.
M'Lady, methinks your 1st comment confused that of Miss Andria's parody of the same OS - no matter, your heart is in there. And that Vince Tub-Lardy guy was not the famed coach, but some low rent wizeguy who had some bad habits of giving himself raises. You don't rip off these wizeguys and live to tell about it.
Thanks, Farce. Glad you undertand the dialect.
Pip - Yeah they can come to visit but I ain't ridin' nowhere with 'em.
Alvin - Thanks, buddy, glad you go some giggles.
Andria - Sure hope you have better luck with that Grenada - I've had cars stolen from me more than once. It is expensive when this happens since the victim has to use their own insurance and pay the deductible. Glad yours was only in a parody. That's like it only being in a dream. Thanks.
Agri - Whoops, looks like you upset Carmine. I'm good with your comment. You are honest even though I don't agree with your critique since these things are basically written in mobspeak, I respect your honesty and your opinion is noted but when I do mob I do mob all the way. Thanks.
M'Lady, methinks your 1st comment confused that of Miss Andria's parody of the same OS - no matter, your heart is in there. And that Vince Tub-Lardy guy was not the famed coach, but some low rent wizeguy who had some bad habits of giving himself raises. You don't rip off these wizeguys and live to tell about it.
Thanks, Farce. Glad you undertand the dialect.
Pip - Yeah they can come to visit but I ain't ridin' nowhere with 'em.
cute.....and very funny...just some Hail Mary's for all that? You got off easy. : ) 5's
I enjoyed the flow of this one, and your word-play as always. It brought me back to when I got school credit for writing a parody about two books, one of which was 'the Godfather'. That was one of only two parodies I ever got a school grade for. Anyhow, thanks for the memories and enjoyed the parody
I love a good gangster parody, and I also love this original song. It's hard to parody comedy and you did a bang up job of it.
(SOTM) Bless me fadduh, for I have signed. (see above)
(SOTM) An enjoyable read. Well done. 5s
(SOTM) Muddafuddin' awesome... but how exactly you picked up all this mob lingo is reason for concern. ;-)
Great work
The original song gave me an idea I'm not capable of executing myself due to lack of knowledge of the right lingo - Instead of Camp Granada what would Camp Cosa Nostra be like? Something like Disneyland for future mobster?
(SOTM) Finally, a language I can understand. You must meet my Uncle Louis; he wants to make you an offer..y'unnerstan'. Good job.
(SOTM) Interesting blend of religion and the organised crime. Great work here. 555 for you, Don Dorito.
That was very well paced, and the "sound" you presented with the song was fantastic. I have to admit I didn't fully understand the parody, but I loved what you did with the rhyme scheme
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