Mommy, Daddy
In Pomona
Here I am at
Camp Corona
They don't make us
Social distance
I remind you that I’m here at your insistence

Yesterday we
Saw a beaver
Now my bunkmate
Has a fever
We’ve got counselors
To inspire us
But I think they might be spreading this new virus

Send me home
Back to Pomona
Send me home
I hate Corona
On the news
It’s always doom and gloom
We weave
Our lanyards via Zoom

My feet hurt
Tomorrow we will build a yurt
And paddle our canoes I fear
When school starts in the fall
You might
Just leave me here

Morning stretches
Got an ouchie
We consulted
Dr. Fauci

Went on FaceTime
With Director
The good doctor thinks we’re probably a vector

During naptime
Tore my foreskin
So I’m taking
Hydrochloroquine

Nurse is friendly
Just between us
Twice a day she puts a bandaid on my penis

You remember
Allie Blitzky
In the pool she
Tried to kiss me

Are you kidding
I said no girl
Like that movie put your lips together, blow, girl

She proceeded
To spit at me
And I think it
Gave me acne

During lunch we
Threw spaghetti
In the woods I’ll show my foreskin when she’s ready

This place sucks
I’m getting sick of feeding ducks
Then shooting them with BB guns
I’d rather lay awake
At night
And think of Allie’s buns

Bring me home
It's so traumatic
I'm almost
Asymptomatic
I'll wear gloves
And stay six feet away
I’ve been here fourteen days

Wait a second
Allie texted
It appears that
I’ve been sexted

Boobs and pubes now
Fully female
Mommy, Daddy kindly disregard this email