Hello, Muddah; hello, Faddah
Here I am at Camp MAGA, da!
If you’re lucky, it’s brainwashing
You’ll suffer if you’ve the gall to be reign-joshing

You go farther and get jivey
You’re spiked with a poison IV
A Putain clone was the winner
Toe the line or find a polonium dinner

And don’t curse the clown-jerk haters
Don’t irk Fuehrer masturbators
It’s worse here than Mississippi
At least there cops might not kill you if you’re lippy

Each day the goons will prepare us
To obey or, they’ll de-hair us
You must join the MAGA party
And if you don’t, your head will be a departee

Racist gnomes, the MAGA fascists
’round here roam, armed with a whack list
All forests around this place are bare
Slave-labor oil drilling is there

Hater gnomes here is all that they got
Proud Boys and neo-SS are deployed
To make us bow and scrape
To pillager that rapes

Here it’s, Faddah, full of MAGAots
Backtalk to them, it’s the garrote
Conditions are really shitty
Here there’s no hill on which sits a “shining city”
Bible reference made by Reagan
Least he had no SS pagans

Lewis correctly predicted
A dictator, for his crimes never convicted