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Song Parodies -> "(Buy One Get) One Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"(Buy One Get) One Free"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Words by Don Black and Music by John Barry
Oscar-winning title song from the 1966 film,
Barry also won for soundtrack
Charted in 1966 at # 7 by Roger Williams and # 35 by Matt Monro
Soul version by the Hesitations hit #38 in 1968

One free! It says in the window!
One free if you spend so...
One free for one paid for part?

You're free? With cans stacked around you?
You gave up your pounds, you
Don't really want all those bars!

Play free? Where shop counters hide you?
You're free if you're running wide
Where shop keepers don't sigh!

One free? They're not really giving!
Just making a living
'Cause nothing's free!

Play free? Where shop counters hide you?
You're free if you're running wide
Where shop keepers don't sigh!

One free? They're not really giving!
Just making a living
'Cause nothing's free!
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alvin rhodes - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
zen economics
Sam_Spam - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
One free! True but with misgivings Cuz they're really thinking Of getting rid of old stock.... LOL!!
gimmeahug3 - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
excellent, ill need to have a shot at this myself one day.

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